Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 62, Jan 27, 1872Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 62, Jan 27, 1872
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
What justification of a medical strike there may be in Switzerland hath
not appeared, but in this country there is, in some quarters, not a
little. The ridiculously low wages, not to say salary, begrudged, not to
say granted, to Medical Officers by many Poor-Law Unions would amply
warrant the establishment of a Professional Union corresponding to a
Trades' Union, and consisting of sons of ÆSCULAPIUS. The
medico-chirurgical Unionists could manage a strike well enough without
committing any outrage on the Non-Unionists, or Knobsticks. There would
be no need for the Doctors on strike to picket, and waylay, and beat the
others on their road to the Workhouse, or across country to the
recipient of out-door relief; and they could do without rattening them
and filching away their physic, stethoscopes, and surgical instruments.
In dealing with unworthy members of an honourable Profession, capable of
underselling their brother-chips, the practitioners forming the Union
would require to have recourse to no proceedings associated with
Sheffield; they would find it quite sufficient to send outsiders and
recusants of co-operation in a strike to Coventry.
* * * * *
OMINOUS INDEED!
ALL England, that reads the newspapers, will have felt the shock of a
truly--
"TERRIFIC EXPLOSION--Yesterday evening an explosion of a
frightful character occurred at GLADSTONE'S Cartridge Factory,
Greenwich Marshes, by which a large number of girls have been
seriously injured."
Considering for what Constituency the PREMIER is Member of Parliament,
the majority of people cannot but be, momentarily at least, startled and
taken aback by the information in the first place that GLADSTONE has a
Cartridge Factory in Greenwich Marshes, and, secondly, that it has been
the scene of a terrific explosion. Nor certainly are they likely to be
re-assured by the further intelligence that:--
"A few weeks ago the Government seized 365 cases of ball
cartridge, each containing 20 lb. weight, which had been
manufactured by MR. GLADSTONE for the French Government during
the late war."
The obvious suggestion conveyed by this statement is, that there has
occurred not only a terrific explosion in the borough of Greenwich, but
also a not less alarming blow-up in the Cabinet. _Absit omen!_
* * * * *
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member of Spurgeon's. A gentlemanly person required, a believer
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Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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