Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 93, Nov. 12, 1887 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 93, Nov. 12, 1887Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 93, Nov. 12, 1887
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
"_Lucile_," for instance! Well, I've wandered far
From my old _Wanderer_ days; _tout mieux_, perchance.
Better to be a diplomatic star
Than a poetic shade. Beloved France,
To ape thy _jeunesse dorée_ will not jar
Upon my spirit, which is all romance:
I love the blend of the sublime and finical,
Of chivalry, choice cookery, and the cynical.
CHAMBERLAIN--_did_ I dub him once a scold,
A leaner, later _Casca_? I was wrong--
Is off to Canada, and BALBO bold
(I called him bilious once, but 'twas in song)
Is with us now, I hope the league may hold.
Who now dubs JOSEPH--though of course he's strong--
"The secret despot of a Cabinet,
That dare not disregard his faintest threat?"
Forgive the thought, _Cæcilius_! Whether JOE
_Has_ put his foot in it, and bowed still more
Your "large Olympian forehead," I don't know;
But I can see that it must be a bore
To have your diplomats run wild. I go
With other purpose to a nearer shore;
And soon I hope your confidence to win,
And prove no ass, though in the LYONS' skin!
* * * * *
The "Wild West" finished up rather tamely. Lord LORNE and others, with,
we presume, the Honourable BUFFALO BILL CODY, palavered about an
International Arbitration Court. If the Hon. and Rev. BILL--"Reverend"
because, as he tells us, he once performed the part of a clergyman and
married a couple, pronouncing a formula which, being a close parody on
the words of the solemn rite, need not be repeated here, though they
evidently struck him as a bright idea,--has anything to do with it, we
shall hear of the rules of this new Court (not Earl's Court) being at
once codi-fied.
* * * * *
RESTITUTION WITH RESIGNATION.--M. WILSON gave up 40,000 francs' worth of
postage. Will M. GRÉVY give up the post altogether?
* * *
ANOTHER MOTTO FOR AUGUSTUS DRURIOLANUS.--He does not say, "Peace with
Honour," but "Piece with MERRITT."
* * *
"THE ROUGH ELEMENT"--last week, was--the Sea.
* * * * *
Jenny Lind.
_Born at Stockholm, October 6, 1821. Married Herr Otto Goldschmidt,
February 5, 1852. Died, November 2, 1887._
"She never lost her interest in the two chief objects of her
life, music and charity."--_Times._
Music and Charity! Of all things mortal,
What sweeteners of our lives may match these twain?
What draweth hearts nearer the heavenly portal
Than mercy's impulse, melody's moving strain?
Well chosen, singer sweet!
Great gifts, and the large love of giving meet,
Well harmonised in JENNY LIND'S career;
These made her life delight, these make her memory dear.
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