Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 93, November 19, 1887Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 93, November 19, 1887
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
A BURLY GENTLEMAN.--The Moral out of the Hurly-Burleigh affair is
this, When an Editor commissions one of his "salaried assistants," as
Sir COUTTS-LINDSAY might term them, to report the proceedings of such
a meeting as that held in Trafalgar Square, he should apply to the
Chief Commissioner of Police for a _passe-partout_, which would serve
as a trump card to be played when in doubt. It was rather hard on the
doughty Soudan Correspondent, who is every inch a soldier--round the
waist included--to be Soudanly "run in." It is one thing to be taken
up by the Proprietors of the _Daily Telegraph_, and quite another to
be taken up by the Police. Still as _Mr. Weller Senior_ persisted in
asking, "Why worn't there an Alleybi?" so we cannot help regretting
that Mr. BENNETT BURLEIGH had not been furnished with proper
credentials.
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Rather Mixed.
_Pugilist Enthusiast (to Musical Ditto)._ I'm glad they gave SULLIVAN
a bouquet.
_Musical Ditto (on the wrong tack)._ He deserves it. I see they've put
his _Pinafore_ on again.
_Pugilistic Enthusiast (puzzled)._ His pinafore! What's that for?
_Musical Ditto._ To give him breathing time, I suppose, before he
makes his next hit. Ta Ta!
[_Exit Musical Ditto without further explanation._
* * * * *
Mr. WALTER BESANT wrote to the _Times_ last Saturday to deny having
signed a petition in favour of the Chicago Anarchists. He admitted
that he had received such a petition, to which he had not returned any
answer. Mr. BESANT, in his dealings with "all sorts and conditions,"
should remember that "silence gives consent"--an aphorism (is this all
right, Mr. MORLEY?) naturally attributed to TACITUS.
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OUR BOOKING OFFICE.
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