E-text prepared by Neville Allen, Malcolm Farmer, and the Project Gutenberg Online Distributed Proofreading Team (https://www.pgdp.net) Note: Project Gutenberg also has an HTML version of this file which includes the original illustrations. See 26089-h.htm or 26089-h.zip: (https://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/2/6/0/8/26089/26089-h/26089-h.htm) or (https://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/2/6/0/8/26089/26089-h.zip) PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI VOL. 93 SEPTEMBER 24, 1887. Illustration: RECORD OF THE SESSION--422. AKERS-DOUGLAS } COLONEL WALROND } Dead Heat. BARON HENRY DE WORMS } * * * * * SALUBRITIES ABROAD. _Royat Improved._--I have said Royat ought to be rebuilt. The Grand Hotel is of a sort of Doll's House order of architecture, splendid front, no depth to speak of, and built on so steep an ascent that it is hoisted up at the back like a lady's skirt by a dress-improver. _Beau site_ all the same, and magnificent view. * * * * * Last year the Hotel Continental formed part of a group of hotels--which seemed to have been the result of some violent volcanic eruption, when the mountain threw up several hotels, and left them there anyhow--is at present separated from the Splendide and its other former companions by an impromptu wall, and from all its front windows it commands varied, beautiful, and, on the Clermont-Ferrand side, extensive views. It has a pleasant garden, a most enjoyable terrace, and it only wants to be in the hands of a firmly fixed and intelligent management to make it quite the best hotel in Royat. "Personally recommended," that is, as managed under the direction of M. HALL this year. The service at the _Etablissement de Bains_ is about as good as it can be. There are, however, no _bains de luxe_. A few of these would attract those "whom" as the appeals to the charitable used to have it, "Providence has blessed with affluence." "La Compagnie Brocard," which manages Royat's bathing arrangements and undertakes a portion of the mild yet (to my mind as a serious bather) sufficient amusements, is not, unfortunately for the public, in accord with M. SAMIE, the spirited Proprietor of an opposition Casino, where there is a small theatre, in its way a perfect gem. Here all the "Stars" of any magnitude make their appearance on visiting Royat. As a "Baigneur de Royat" puts it, in a local journal, the Compagnie Brocard cannot consider their stuffy little room ("_le petit etouffoir_") where theatrical performances are given as a real theatre. It is a pity that M. SAMIE and La Compagnie Brocard cannot, like the "birds in their little nests," agree. But as to Theatres and spectacles, my rule at Royat, or at any other Water-cure place, would be this:--