Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 98 June 7, 1890Various
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Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 98 June 7, 1890
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Does not this read as if written yesterday? Five years later
TALLEYRAND entered into a direct communication with Fox by letter, and
this led to a personal interview with Lord YARMOUTH. I make a second
quotation:--
"I told Mister-for-laughter (_esquire pour rire_) that there
would be no difficulty in restoring to England Hanover,
which was then in possession of Prussia. The Englishman
(_l'Anglais_), who had been imbibing some generous wine (_vin
ordinaire a dix sous_), stammered out that he considered the
suggestion piscatorial. 'Milor,' I retorted, with a polite
bow, 'to a YARMOUTH accustomed to bloaters all things must
appear fishy!'"
Considering TALLEYRAND'S flexible mind, and the ease with which he
resigned himself to blunders when they did not seem to him dangerous,
this judgment, expressed with surprising emphasis, is the most
striking condemnation which can be passed on the tone adopted by the
British negotiator. With rare skill TALLEYRAND avoids the dryness
usual to memoirs of a personal character. As an instance of this,
I give a description of the desertion by the wily diplomatist of
NAPOLEON in 1814, when the Emperor had consented to retire to
Elba. That this passage may have additional force, I give it in the
original, possibly very original, French:--
"Je n'aime pas lui. Je pensais de cet homme qu'il etait un
espece de polichinelle (_a quaint sort of puppet_), qu'il
n'etait pas la valeur de son sel (_not the value of his
salt_), et voila la raison pourquoi je lui vende (_why I
offered him for sale_). Il n'a pu supporter la bienfaisance
avec satisfaction, ni les choses bien desagreables avec
complaisance."
"He could not bear the things that were disagreeable with
complacency." Volumes might be written on that phrase, which at this
moment, if we look around us, suggests numerous parallel instances.
I have heard a man growl when a plate of soup has been poured by a
careless waiter on his dress waistcoat, I have noticed a lady frown
when I have myself accidentally torn her train from its body, by
treading upon it at an evening party. TALLEYRAND knew NAPOLEON--"He
could not bear the things that were disagreeable with complacency!"
And yet BONAPARTE is sometimes called "_Le Grand_!" (The Great!)
Here I pause, as I feel that I may have already gone too far. It is
not for me to say how the document from which I have quoted, came into
my possession. But before I satisfy the legitimate curiosity of the
public further, I consider it my professional duty to consult the Bar
Committee, the Council of the Incorporated Law Society, the President
of the Probate, Divorce, and Admiralty Division of the High Court of
Justice, and the LORD CHANCELLOR, many of whom are unfortunately still
absent, enjoying the Whitsuntide Vacation. I have the honour to be,
dear Sir,
Your most obedient Servant,
(_Signed_) A. BRIEFLESS, JUNIOR.
_Pump-handle Court, June 2nd, 1890._
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