Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, March 29, 1890 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, March 29, 1890Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, March 29, 1890
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
The boundaries of the field in which the wickets were pitched were
marked out with night-lights, the only other illumination being supplied
by a couple of moderator lamps, held respectively by the Umpire and
Square-leg. The costume, of course, comprised a night-shirt and a pair
of bed-room slippers, with which was also worn a pink
dressing-gown,--pink being the colour adopted by the Club. Owing to the
absence of any moon, and also to the fact that the night was a rather
boisterous one, on account of the persistency both of wind and rain, the
play suffered from some disadvantages. However, the Eleven went pluckily
to the wicket with the following result:--
Mr. GEORGE P-G-T, mistaking, in the obscurity, the Umpire for
his wicket, gets out of his ground, and is instantly
stumped out 0
Mr. SYDNEY P-G-T treads on his wicket 0
Mr. OTTO P-G-T takes the Wicket-keeper's head for the ball,
and trying to "play it to leg," gives it in consequence such
a severe blow, that he is obliged to accompany the Wicket-keeper
in a cab to a hospital without finishing his innings 0
Mr. W. CH-PL-N treads on his wicket 0
Count Z-BR-SKI makes 497 in one hit. The ball being, however,
only three yards off, but escaping notice, owing to the darkness,
he is kept on the move for twenty-nine min. and a half 497
Mr. A. B-RN-BY stumbles over his wicket 0
Mr. G. W-LS-N sits on his wicket 0
Captain R-B-NS-N run out through losing his way in trying to
find the wicket 0
Mr. E. H-N-AGE trying a forward drive, but not able to see,
plays the whole of his wicket into the face of cover-point,
whom he severely bruises, and is, consequently, given out 0
Captain W-RN-R takes the Long-stop for the Bowler; and, so
getting the wrong side of his wicket, is bowled out in
his first over 0
Mr. MCN-L misled by the lights on the adjacent hedges, making
a hit, loses his way in trying a run; and finally, wandering
into a neighbouring field, unable to make his way in the
dark, rests in a ditch, in which he ultimately goes to sleep,--Not
Out 0
Wides (bowled chiefly at the Umpire). 1322
Byes, &c. 704
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