Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, May 3, 1890.Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, May 3, 1890.
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
YET ANOTHER QUARTERLY.--_Subjects of the Day_--sounds like an Algerian
publication--is a quarterly review of current topics. The motto of this
new quarterly review of Messrs. ROUTLEDGE'S is "_Post Tenebras Lux_"
which, being freely translated, means, "after the heavy reviews this
comes as a little light reading!" Ahem! the subject of No. 1 is
Education, and to study the essays in this volume will keep any reader
well occupied till the appearance of No. 2.
* * * * *
THE LEGEND OF THE BRIAR-ROOT.
(_Suggestion for companion subject to "The Briar Rose," by E.
Burne-Jones, A.R.A., now exhibiting at Messrs. Agnew & Sons' Gallery,
Bond Street._)
[Illustration:
THE BRIAR-WOOD PIPE. EFFECT ON THE SMOKERS.
The fateful odour fumes and goes
About the angle of the Nose.
THE BED-ROOM.
They smoked and smoked a pipe a-piece:
Thus did their drowsiness increase.
SHORT CUT THROUGH THE GARDEN.
The Maidens thought the pipe to fill:
They smoked, and now they all lie still.
THE NOSE BOWER. _LA BELLE PIPE-EN-BOIS DORMANT._
_'Twas five o'clock, the hour of tea;
But, having smoked, they're as you see_.]
* * * * *
TIPS FROM THE TAPE.
(_Picked up in Mr. Punch's Own Special City Corner._)
EVER since it became known that, in conformity with the general interest
in the condition of the Stock and Share Market, now manifested by all
classes of readers, you had determined to start your own special
"Corner," for the purpose of keeping your eye on the matter, and had
appointed me as your "City Commissioner," if I have been flooded with
applications from Stock-jobbers, tendering their advice, I may say I
have been literally overwhelmed by applications from clients and
outsiders, asking me for mine. With five tapes always on the move,
telephonic communication with everywhere, and my telegraphic address of
"Panjimcracks," comfortably installed in a third-floor flat in
commanding premises, within a stone's throw of the Stock Exchange, I
flatter myself that, at least in all the surroundings of my position, I
am, acting under your instructions, well up to the mark.
You would wish naturally to know something of the state of the market,
and would doubtless like to hear from me, if there is any particular
investment that I can recommend as safe for a rise. I have been giving
some attention lately to
PATAGONIAN CROCODILES,
but from news that has reached me from a private and most reliable
source (I hear that the Chairman and Directors, who have gone off with
the balance-sheet have disappeared, and have not been heard of for
months) I should strongly advise, if you hold any of it, to get rid of
it, if you can, as soon as possible. I have a similar tale to tell about
HERNEBAY Z'S.
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