The humour, of which Mr. STANLEY LUPINO bore the brunt, was here and there a little thin, and it is time that somebody let the Management of Drury Lane into the open secret that the pun, as an instrument of mirth, has long been a portion of the dreadful past. Mr. WILL EVANS, as the _Baroness Beauxchamps_, seldom let himself go, being no doubt held in restraint by a consciousness of his resemblance to Miss ELLEN TERRY. Not enough chance was given to Miss LILY LONG (the _Elder Sister_), who has a very nice sense of fun. As for Mr. CLAFF, who played the operatic _Baron_, his most humorous moment was when he meant to be most serious. This was in a song in praise of _Prince Charming_, "featuring" H.R.H. in a portrait curiously unlike the original. The two most effective incidents were borrowed from the Circus and the Halls. Mr. DU CALION, who had no other very obvious claims to play the part of a humorous courtier, did his famous ladder-feat--a perfectly gratuitous performance, for, though he was supposed to be rescuing _Cinderella_ through a top-storey window, she had the good sense to descend by the staircase, having ignored, as is the way of Love, the locked door that made this impossible. The other imported business was the work of a black horse, who preserved an expression of extreme gravity and detached boredom during the play of human wit around his person, dissimulating his own superior gifts of humour until called upon to illustrate them with some excellent circus-tricks. On the sentimental side, Miss MARIE BLANCHE, obedient to the inexorable tradition that a young hero of pantomime must be a woman, played _Prince Charming_ with the right manners that makyth man; and as _Cinderella_ Miss FLORENCE SMITHSON once more breathed that air of innocence which still remains unstaled by years of steady addiction to the heroine habit. Her vocal intrusions, always well received, were not always well timed; certainly it was an error of judgment to insert a solo at the cross-roads after she had told us that she hadn't a moment to spare if she was to get home from the ball before the rest of the family. But here again it was a matter of obedience to some unwritten and inscrutable law of pantomime which it is not for us, the profane, to question. And in this spirit I tender a grateful acknowledgment not only of the good things that my intelligence could appreciate in this lavish entertainment, but also of the other things that I can never hope to understand. O. S. * * * * * Commercial Candour. "Good Boots . . . . . . 25/- No Better. . . . . . . 37/6." * * * * * [Illustration: _Speaker (endeavouring to cultivate a patriotic spirit in the young)._ "AND NOW, CHILDREN, IF YOU SAW OUR GLORIOUS FLAG WAVING TRIUMPHANTLY OVER THE BATTLE-FIELD, WHAT WOULD YOU THINK? (_Prolonged pause_) COME, COME, WHAT WOULD YOU ---- WELL, MY LITTLE MAN, WHAT WOULD YOU THINK?"