Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, August 28, 1841 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, August 28, 1841Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, August 28, 1841
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
The periodical conflagration of the houses, mosques, and synagogues, in
Smyrna, took place with great splendour on the 30th ult., and the next
will be arranged for the ensuing month, when everybody suspected of the
plague will receive orders from the government to remain in their
dwellings until they are entirely consumed. By this salutary
arrangement, it is expected that much improvement will take place in
the public health.
The inundation of the Nile has also been very favourable this year, The
water has risen higher than usual, and carried off several hundred poor
people. The Board of Guardians of the Alexandria Union are consequently
much rejoiced.
* * * * *
TO MR GREEN, THE INSPECTOR OF HIGHWAYS.
ON HIS RECENT SKYLARK.
"The air hath bubbles as the water hath."
Huzza! huzza! there goes the balloon--
'Tis up like a rocket, and off to the moon!
Now fading from our view,
Or dimly seen;
Now lost in the deep _blue_
Is Mr. _Green_!
Pray have a care,
In your path through the air,
And mind well what you do;
For if you chance to slip
Out of your airy ship,
Then _down_ you come, and all is _up_ with you.
* * * * *
FASHIONABLE ARRIVALS.
Two thousand and thirty-five remarkably fine calves, from their various
rural pasturages at Smithfield. Some of the _heads_ of the party have
since been seen in the very highest society.
* * * * *
ADVICE GRATIS.
"What will you take?" said Peel to Russell, on adjourning from the
School of Design. "Anything you recommend." "Then let it be your
departure," was the significant rejoinder.
* * * * *
PLEASANT CROPS ABROAD.--A GOOD LOOK OUT FOR THE SYRIANS.
"French agents are said to _be sowing discontent_ in Syria."--_Sunday
Times_.
* * * * *
THE GENTLEMAN'S OWN BOOK.
Having advised you in our last paper of "Dress in general," we now
proceed to the important consideration of
DRESS IN PARTICULAR,
a subject of such paramount interest and magnitude, that we feel an
Encyclopaedia would be barely sufficient for its full developement; and
it is our honest conviction that, until professorships of this truly
noble art are instituted at the different universities, the same
barbarisms of style will be displayed even by those of gentle blood, as
now too frequently detract from the Augustan character of the age.
To take as comprehensive a view of this subject as our space will
admit, we have divided it into the quality, the cut, the ornaments, and
the pathology.
THE QUALITY
comprises _the texture, colour, and age of the materials_.
Of the texture there are only two kinds compatible with the reputation
of a gentleman--the very fine and the very coarse; or, to speak
figuratively--the Cachmere and the Witney blanket.
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