Punch, we regret to state, was taken into custody on Monday night at a late hour, on a warrant, for the purpose of being bound over to keep the peace towards Sir John Pollen, Bart. The circumstances giving rise to this affair will be better explained by a perusal of the following correspondence, which took place between ourselves and Sir John, on the occasion, a copy of which we subjoin:-- _Wellington Street, July_ 30, 1841. SIR,--I have this moment read in the _Morning Chronicle_, the correspondence between you and Lord William Paget, wherein you are reported to say, that your recent defeat at the Andover election was effected by "tampering with some of the smaller voters, who would have voted for _Punch or any other puppet_;" and that such expressions were not intended to be _personally offensive_ to Lord William Paget! The members of her Majesty's puppetry not permitting derogatory conclusions to be drawn at their expense, I call upon you to state whether the above assertions are correct; and if so, whether, in the former case, you intended to allude personally to myself, or my friend Colonel Sibthorp; or, in the latter, to infer that you considered Lord W. Paget in any way our superior. I have the honour to be, Sir, your obedient servant, PUNCH. Sir John Pollen, Bart. _Redenham, July 30, 1841._ SIGNOR,--I have just received a note in which you complain of a speech made by me at Andover. I have sent express for my Lord Wilkshire, and will then endeavour to recollect what I did say. I have the honour to be, your admirer, JOHN POLLEN. To Signor Punch. _White Hart._ SIGNOR,--My friend Lord Wilkshire has just arrived. It is his opinion that: I did use the terms "Punch, or any other puppet;" but I intended them to have been highly complimentary, as applied to Lord William Paget. I have the honour to be, your increased admirer, JOHN POLLEN. To Signor Punch. _Wellington Street._ SIR,--I and the Colonel are perfectly satisfied. Yours ever, PUNCH _Wellington Street._ MY LORD,--It would have afforded me satisfaction to have consulted the wishes of Sir John Pollen in regard to the publication of this correspondence. The over-zeal of Sir John's friends have left me no choice in the matter, I shall print. Your obedient servant, PUNCH. Earl of Wilkshire. Thus ended this-- [Illustration: CURIOUS CORRESPONDENCE.] * * * * * HUMFERY CHEAT-'EM.--(_Vide_ Ainsworth's "Guy Fawkes.")