Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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You do? he replied, nodding his head significantly. Then heaven
forgive my poor grandfather. However, it cant be helped now. The gauger
was found dead, with an ugly fracture in his skull, the next day; and,
what was rather remarkable, Shawn Duffy began to thrive in the world
from that time forward. He was soon able to take an extensive farm, and,
in a little time, began to increase in wealth and importance. But it is
not so easy as some people imagine to shake off the remembrance of what
we have been, and it is still more difficult to make our friends
oblivious on that point, particularly if we have ascended in the scale
of respectability. Thus it was, that in spite of my grandfathers
weighty purse, he could not succeed in prefixing Mister to his name;
find he continued for a long time to be known as plain Shawn Duffy, of
the Devils Half-acre. It was undoubtedly a most diabolic address; but
Shawn was a man of considerable strength of mind, as well as of muscle,
and he resolved to become a juntleman, despite this damning
reminiscence. Vulgarity, it is said, sticks to a man like a limpet to a
rock. Shawn knew the best way to rub it off would be by mixing with good
society. Dress, he always understood, was the best passport he could
bring for admission within the pale of gentility; accordingly, he boldly
attempted to pass the boundary of plebeianism, by appearing one fine
morning at the fair of Ballybreesthawn in a flaming red waistcoat, an
elegant oarline22. A beaver hat. hat, a pair of buckskin breeches, and a
new pair of yellow-topped boots, which, with the assistance of large
plated spurs, and a heavy silver-mounted whip, took the shine out of the
smartest squireens at the fair.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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