Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Mr. Duffy, said she, accompanying her words with the blandest smile
you can conceive, as he approached, what a wonderful escape you have
had. Dear me! I declare you are dripping wet. Will you not change
yourclothes? and Miss Biddy glanced furtively at the buckskins, which,
like ourselves, had got thoroughly soaked. Oh! by no means, my dear
Miss Biddy, replied Terence, gaily; tis only a thrifle of waterthat
wont hurt themand then added, in a confidential tone, dont you know
Id go through fire as well as water for one kind look from those
deludin eyes.
Shame, Mr. Duffy! how can you! responded Miss Biddy, putting her
handkerchief to her face to make believe she blushed.
Isnt it the blessed truthand dont you know it is, you darling?Oh!
Miss Biddy, Im wasting away like a farthing candle in the dog-daysIm
going down to my snug grave through your cruelty. The daisies will be
growing over me afore next EastherUghughugh. Ive a murderin cough
too, and nothing can give me ase but yourself, Miss Biddy, cried
Terence eagerly.
Hush! theyll hear you, said the heiress.
I dont care who hears me, replied Terence desperately; I cant stand
dying by inches this way. Ill destroy myself.
Oh, Terence! murmured Miss OBrannigan.
Yes, he continued: I loaded my pistols this morning, and I told
Barney MGuire, the dog-feeder, to come over and shoot me the first
thing he does in the morning.
Terence, dear, what do you want? What am I to say? inquired the
trembling girl.
Say, cried Terence, who was resolved to clinch the business at a word;
say that you love me.
The handkerchief was again applied to Miss OBrannigans face, and a
faint affirmative issued from the depths of the cambric. Terences heart
hopped like a racket-ball in his breast.
Give me your hand upon it, he whispered.
Miss Biddy placed the envied palm, not on his brows, but in his hand,
and was led by him to the top of a set which was forming for a country
dance, from whence they started off at the rate of one of our modern
steam-engines, to the spirit-stirring tune of Haste to the Wedding.
There was none of the pirouetting, and chassez-ing, and balancez-ing, of
your slip-shod quadrilles in vogue thenit was all life and action:
swing corners in a hand gallop, turn your partner in a whirlwind, and
down the middle like a flash of lightning.
Terence had never acquitted himself so well; he cut, capered, and set to
his partner with unusual agility; we naturally participated in the
admiration he excited, and in the fullness of our triumph, while
brushing past the flimsy nankeens worn by Tibbins, I could not refrain
from bestowing a smart kick upon his shins, that brought the tears to
his eyes with pain and vexation.
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