Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Matters went on in this way for some timeMiss OBrannigan not having
declared in favour of either of her suitorswhen one bitter cold
evening, I remember it was in the middle of January, we were whipped off
our peg in the hall, and in company with our fellow-labourers, the
buckskin continuations, were carried up to your uncle, whom we found
busily preparing for a ball, which was to be given that night by the
heiress of Rookawn Lodge. I confess that my brother and myself felt a
strong presentiment that something unfortunate would occur, and our
forebodings were shared by the buckskins, who, like ourselves, felt
considerable reluctance to join in the expedition. Remonstrance,
however, would have been idle; we therefore submitted with the best
grace we could, and in a few minutes were bestriding Terences favourite
hunter, and crossing the country over ditch, dyke, and drain, as if we
were tallying at the tail of a fox. The night was dark, and a recent
fall of rain had so swollen a mountain stream which lay in our road,
that when we reached the ford, which was generally passable by foot
passengers, Terence was obliged to swim his horse across, and to
dismount on the opposite side, in order to assist the animal up a steep
clayey bank which had been formed by the torrent undermining and cutting
away the old banks.
Although we had received no material damage, you may suppose that our
appearance was not much improved by the water and yellow clay into which
we had been plunged; and had it been possible, we would have blushed
with vexation, on finding ourselves introduced by Terence in a very
unseemly state, amidst the titters of a number of young people, into the
ball-room at Rookawn Lodge. However, we became somewhat reassured, when
we heard the droll manner in which he related his swim, with such
ornamental flourishes and romantic embellishments as made him an object
of general interest during the night.
Matthew Tibbins had already taken the field in a blue satin waistcoat
and nankeen trousers. At the instant we entered the dancing-room, he had
commenced lisping to Miss Biddy, in a tender love-subdued tone, a
couplet which he had committed to memory for the occasion, when a glance
of terrible meaning from Terences eye met histhe unfinished stanza
died in his throat, and without waiting the nearer encounter of his
dreaded rival, he retreated to a distant corner of the apartment,
leaving to Terence the post of honour beside the heiress.
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