Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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A shade like Glory came,
And wrote upon the wall
The records of his shame.
And at its fingers traced
The words, as with a wand,
The traitorous and debased
Upraised his palsied hand.
And in his chair he shook,
And could no more rejoice;
All bloodless waxd his look,
And tremulous his voice.
What words are those appear,
To mar my fancied mirth!
What bringeth Glory here
To tell of faded worth?
False renegade! thy name
Was once the star which led
The free; but, oh! what shame
Encircles now thine head!
Thourt in the balance weighd,
And worthless found at last.
All! all! thou hast betrayd!
And so the spirit passd.
[pg 67] PUNCHS PENCILLINGS.No. VI. A man in a tophat mesmerises a lion
seated in a throne while a ghost and a crowd of people watch. ANIMAL
MAGNETISM: SIR RHUBARB PILL MESMERISING THE BRITISH LION.
[pg 69] SUPREME COURT OF THE LORD HIGH INQUISITOR PUNCH. PAT V. THE WHIG
JUSTICE COMPANY. This is a cause of thorough orthodox equity standing,
having commenced before the time of legal memory, with every prospect of
obtaining a final decree on its merits somewhere about the next Greek
Kalends. In the present term,
COUNSELLOR BAYWIG moved, on the part of the plaintiff, who sues in formâ
pauperis, for an injunction to restrain the Whig Justice Company from
setting a hungry Scotchmanone of their own creatures, without local or
professional knowledgeover the lands of which the plaintiff is the
legal, though unfortunately not the beneficial owner, as keeper and head
manager thereof, to the gross wrong of the tenants, the depreciation of
the lands themselves, the further reduction of the funds standing in the
name of the cause, the insult to the feelings and the disregard of the
rights of gentlemen living on the estate, and perfectly acquainted with
its management; and finally, to an unblushing and barefaced denial of
justice to all parties. The learned counsel proceeded to state, that the
company, in order to make an excuse for thus saddling the impoverished
estates with an additional incubus, had committed a double wrong, by
forcing from the office a man eminently qualified to discharge its
functionswho had lived and grown white with honourable years in the
actual discharge of these functionsand by thrusting into his place
their own needy retainer, who, instead of being the propounder of the
laws which govern the estates, would be merely the apprentice to learn
them; and this too at a time when the company was on the eve of
bankruptcy, and when the possession which they had usurped so long was
about to pass into the hands of their official assignees.
LORD HIGH INQUISITOR.What authorities can you cite for this
application?
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