Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
In classic plays they invoke the
godsin Catholic I ones, the saintsthe stage Arab appeals to
Allahthe light comedian swears by the lord Harrybut Mary Clifford
adds a new and impressive invocative to the list. When young Brownrigg
attempts to kiss, or his mother to flog her, she casts her eyes upward,
kneels, and placing her hands together in an attitude of prayer,
solemnly calls uponthe governors of the Foundling Hospital!! Nothing
can exceed the terrific effect this seems to produce upon her
persecutors! They release her instantlythey slink back abashed and
tremblingthey hide their diminished heads, and leave their victim a
clear stage for a soliloquy or a song.
We really must stop here, to point out to dramatic authors the
importance of this novel form of conjuration. When the history of
Fauntleroy comes to be dramatised, the lover will, of course, be a
bankers clerk: in the depths of distress and despair into which he will
have to be plunged, a prayer-like appeal to the Governor and Company of
the Bank of England, will, most assuredly, draw tears from the most
insensible audience. The old exclamations of Gracious powers!Great
heavens!By heaven, I swear! &c. &c., may now be abandoned; and,
after Mary Clifford, Bob Acres tasteful system of swearing may not
only be safely introduced into the tragic drama, but considerably
augmented.
But to return. Dreading lest Miss Mary should really go and tell the
illustrious governors, she is kept a close prisoner, and finishes the
first act by a conspiracy with a fellow-apprentice, and an attempt to
escape.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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