Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Mr. Brownrigg, we are informed, carried on business at No. 12, Fetter-
lane, in the oil, paint, pickles, vinegar, plumbing, glazing, and
pepper-line; and, in the next act, a correct view is exhibited of the
exterior of his shop, painted, we are told, from the most indisputable
authorities of the time. Here, in Fetter, lane, the romance of the tale
begins:A lady enters, who, being of a communicative disposition,
begins, unasked, unquestioned, to tell the audience a storyhow that she
married in early lifethat her husband was pressed to sea a day or two
after the weddingthat she in due time became a mother, and
(affectionate creature!) left the dear little pledge at the door of the
Foundling Hospital. That was sixteen years ago. Since then fortune has
smiled, and she wants her baby back again; but on going to the hospital,
says, that they informed her that her daughter has been just put
apprentice in the very house before which she tells the storypart of
it as great a fib as ever was told; for children once inside the walls
of that noble charity, never know who left them there; and any attempt
to find each other out, by parent or child, is punished with the instant
withdrawal of the omnipotent protection of the awful governors. This
lady, who bears all the romance of the piece upon her own shoulders,
expects to meet her long-lost husband at the Ship, in Wapping, and
instead of seeking her daughter, repairs thither, having done all the
author required, by emptying her budget of fibs.
The next scene is harrowing in the extreme. The bills describe it as
Mrs. Brownriggs wash-house, kitchen, and skylightthe sky-light
forming a most impressive object. Poor Mary Clifford is chained to the
floor, her face begrimed, her dress in rags, and herself exceedingly
hungry. Here the heroine describes the weakness of her body with energy
and stentorian eloquence, but is interrupted by Mr. Clipson, whose face
appears framed and glazed in the broken sky-light. A pathetic dialogue
ensues, and the lover swears he will rescue his mistress, or perish in
the attempt, calling upon Mr. Owen, the parish overseer, to make
known her sufferings. The Ship, in Wapping, is next shown; and Toby
Bensling, alias Richard Clifford, enters to inform his hearers that he
is the missing father of the injured foundling, and has that moment
stepped ashore, after a short voyage, lasting sixteen years! He is on
his way to the Admiralty, to receive some paythe more particularly,
we imagine, as they always pay sailors at Somerset Houseand then to
look after his wife. But she saves him the trouble by entering with Mr.
William Clipson. The usual Whom do I see?Can it be?After so long
an absence! &c. &c., having been duly uttered and begged to, they all
go to see after Mary, find her in a cupboard in Mrs. B.s back-parlour,
andthe act-drop falls.
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