Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
AN ACUTE ANGLE. We read in the Glasgow Courier of an enormous salmon
hooked at Govan, which measured three feet, three inches in length. The
Morning Herald mentions several gudgeons of twice the size, caught, we
understand, by Alderman Humphery, and conveyed to Town per Blackwall
Railway.
[pg 74] A man thumbs his nose while carrying a Chinaman on his back
IMPORTANT NEWS FROM CHINA. ARRIVAL OF THE OVERLAND MAIL! August 28,
1841.
We have received expresses from the Celestial Empire by our own private
electro-galvanic communication. As this rapid means of transmission
carries dispatches so fast that we generally get them even before they
are written, we are enabled to be considerably in advance of the common
daily journals; more especially as we have obtained news up to the end
of next week.
The most important paper which has come to hand is the Macao Sunday
Times. It appears that the fortifications for surrounding Pekin are
progressing rapidly, but that the government have determined upon
building the ramparts of japanned canvas and bamboo rods, instead of
pounded rice, which was thought almost too fragile to resist the attacks
of the English barbarians. Some handsome guns, of blue and white
porcelain, have been placed on the walls, with a proportionate number of
carved ivory balls, elaborately cut one inside the other. These, it is
presumed, will split upon firing, and produce incalculable mischief and
confusion. Within the gates a frightful magazine of gilt crackers, and
other fireworks, has been erected; which, in the event of the savages
penetrating the fortifications, will be exploded one after another, to
terrify them into fits, when they will be easily captured. This
precaution has been scarcely thought necessary by some of the mandarins,
as our great artist, Wang, has covered the external joss-house with
frantic figures that, must strike terror to every barbarian. Gold paper
has also been kept constantly burning, on altars of holy clay, at every
practicable point of the defences, which it is hardly thought they will
have the hardihood to approach, and the sacred ducks of Fanqui have been
turned loose in the river to retard the progress of the infidel fleet.
During the storm of last week the portcullis, which hail been placed in
the northern gate, and was composed of solid rice paper, with cross-bars
of chop-sticks, was much damaged. It is now under repair, and will be
coated entirely with tea-chest lead, to render it perfectly impregnable.
The whole of the household troops and body-guard of the emperor have
also received new accoutrements of tin-foil and painted isinglass. They
have likewise been armed with varnished bladders, containing peas and
date stones, which produce a terrific sound upon the least motion.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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