Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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The latter is an emanation from the refinement of the nineteenth
century, for a prejudice in favour of extra-superfine formerly
existed, as the coarser textures, now prevalent, were confined
exclusively to common sailors, hackney-coachmen, and bum-bailiffs. These
frivolous distinctions are happily exploded, and the true gentleman may
now show in Saxony, or figure in Flushingthe one being suggestive of
his property, and the other indicative of his taste. These remarks apply
exclusively to woollens, whether for coats or trousers.
It is incumbent on every gentleman to have a perfect library of
waistcoats, the selection of which must be regulated by the cost of the
material, as it would be derogatory, in the highest degree, to a man
aspiring to the character of a distingué, to decorate his bosom with a
garment that would by any possibility come under the denomination of
these choice patterns, only 7s. 6d. There are certain designs for this
important decorative adjunct, which entirely preclude them from the
wardrobes of the élitethe imaginative bouquets upon red-plush grounds,
patronised by the ingenious constructors of canals and rail-roadsthe
broad and brilliant Spanish striped Valencias, which distinguish the
savans or knowing ones of the stablethe cotton (must we profane the
word!) velvet impositions covered with botanical diagrams done in
distemper, and monopolized by lawyers clerks and small
professionalsthe positive or genuine Genoa velvet, with violent and
showy embellishments of roses, dahlias, and peonies, which find favour
in the eyes of aldermen, attorneys, and the proprietors of four-wheel
chaises, are all to be avoided as the fifth daughter of a clergymans
widow.
It is almost superfluous to add, that breeches can only be made of white
leather or white kerseymere, for any other colour or material would
awaken associations of the dancing-master, the waiter, the butler, or
the bumpkin, or, what is equally to be dreaded, the highly
respectables of the last century.
The dressing-gown is a portion of the costume which commands particular
attention; for though no man can appear as a hero to his valet, he
must keep up the gentleman. This can only be done by the dressing-gown.
To gentlemen who occupy apartments, the robe de chambre, if properly
selected, is of infinite advantage; for an Indian shawl or rich brocaded
silk (of which this garment should only be constructed), will be found
to possess extraordinary pacific properties with the landlady, when the
irregularity of your remittances may have ruffled the equanimity of her
temper, whilst you are
A man lays under a running spigot. INCLINED TO TAKE IT COOLLY;
whereas a gray Duffield, or a cotton chintz, would be certain to induce
deductions highly prejudicial to the respectability of your character,
or, what is of equal importance, to the duration of your credit.
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