Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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The colour of your materials should be selected with due regard to the
species of garment and the tone of the complexion. If the face be of
that faint drab which your friends would designate pallid, and your
enemies sallow, a coat of pea-green or snuff-brown must be scrupulously
eschewed, whilst black or invisible green would, by contrast, make that
appear delicate and interesting, which, by the use of the former
colours, must necessarily seem bilious and brassy.
The rosy complexionist must as earnestly avoid all sombre tints, as the
inelegance of a healthful appearance should never be obtrusively
displayed by being placed in juxta-position with colours diametrically
opposite, though it is almost unnecessary to state that any one ignorant
enough to appear of an evening in a coat of any other colour than blue
or black (regimentals, of course, excepted), would certainly be
condemned to a quarantine in the servants hall. There are colours
which, if worn for trousers by the first peer of the realm, would be as
condemnatory of his character as a gentleman, as levanting on the
settling-day for the Derby.
The dark drab, which harmonises with the mudthe peculiar pepper-and-
salt which is warranted not to grow gray with agethe indescribable
mixtures, which have evidently been compounded for the sake of economy,
must ever be exiled from the wardrobe and legs of a gentleman.
The hunting-coat must be invariably of scarlet, due care being taken
before wearing to dip the tips of the tails in claret or port wine,
which, for new coats, or for those of gentlemen who do not hunt, has
been found to give them an equally veteran appearance with the sweat of
the horse.
Of the age it is only necessary to state, that a truly fashionable suit
should never appear under a week, or be worn longer than a month from
the time that it left the hands of its parent schneider. Shooting-coats
are exceptions to the latter part of this rule, as a garment devoted to
the field should always bear evidence of long service, and a new jacket
should be consigned to your valet, who, if he understands his
profession, will carefully rub the shoulders with a hearth-stone and
bole-ammonia, to convey the appearance of friction and the deposite of
the rust of the gun1.1. Gentlemen who are theoretical, rather than
practical sportsmen, would find it beneficial to have a partridge
carefully plucked, and the feathers sparingly deposited in the pockets
of the shooting-jacket usually applied to the purposes of carrying game.
Newgate Market possesses all the advantages of a preserved manor.
Of the cut, ornaments, and pathology of dress, we shall speak next week,
for these are equally essential to ensure
A man crashes thru a window. AN INTRODUCTION TO FASHIONABLE SOCIETY.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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