Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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The proud defender of his land,
To awd and listning senates speaking;
But as his fingers touchd the purses strings,
The chinking metal made a magic sound,
While hungry placemen gatherd fast around:
And he, as if by chance or play,
Or that he would their venal votes repay,
The golden treasures round upon them flings.
SIR ROBERT PEEL AND THE QUEEN. Upon the first interview of the Queen
with Sir Robert Peel, her Majesty was determined to answer only in
monosyllables to all he said; and, in fact, to make her replies an echo,
and nothing more, to whatever he said to her. The following dialogue,
which we have thrown into verse for the purpose of smoothing itthe tone
of it, as spoken, having been on one side, at least, rather roughensued
between the illustrious persons alluded to.
HE.Before we into minor details go,
Do I possess your confidence or no?
SHE.No.
HE.You shall not vex me, though your treatments rough;
No, madam, I am made of sterner stuff.
SHE.Stuff.
HE.Really, if thus your minister you flout,
A single syllable he cant get out.
SHE.Get out!
HE.But try me, madam; time indeed will show
Unto what lengths to serve you I would go.
SHE.Go.
HE.We both have power,tis doubtful which is greater;
These crooked words had better be made straighter.
SHE.Traighter (Traitor.)
HE.Farewell! and never in this friendly strain
(My profferd aid foregone) I breathe again!
SHE.Gone. I breathe again!
SONGS OF THE SEEDY.NO. 2. I cannot rove with thee, where zephyrs float
Sweet sylvan scenes devoted to the loves!
For, oh! I have not got one decent coat,
Nor can I sport a single pair of gloves.
Gladly Id wander oer the verdant lawn,
Where graze contentedly the fleecy flock;
But can I show myself in gills so torn,
Or brave the public gaze in such a stock?
I know thoult answer me that love is blind,
And faults in one it worships cant perceive;
It must be sightless, truly, not to find
The hole thats gaping in my threadbare sleeve.
Farewell, my lovefor, oh! by heaven, we part,
And though it cost me all the pangs of hell.
The herd shall not on thee inflict a smart,
By calling after usThere goes a swell!
A PRIVATE BOX. During the clear-out on Wednesday last in Downing-street,
a small chest, strongly secured, was found among some models of
balloting-boxes. It had evidently been forgotten for some years, and
upon opening it, was found to contain the Whig promises of 1832. They
were immediately conveyed to Lord Melbourne, who appeared much
astonished at these resuscitation of the
A man is covered with children. HOME OFFICE.
[pg 94] THE LOST MEDICAL PAPERS OF THE BRITISH ASSOCIATION. It is
somewhat remarkable, observe the journals of the past week, that the
medical division of this scientific meeting has not contributed one
single paper this year in furtherance of its object, although the
communications from that section have usually been of a highly important
character.
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