Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
The journals may think it somewhat remarkablewe do not at all; for
here, as in every other event of the day, a great deal depends upon
being behind the curtain; and as the greater portion of our life is
passed in that locality, we are always to be relied upon for
authenticity in our statements. The plain truth is, that the papers were
inadvertently lost, and rather than lead to some unpleasant disclosures,
in which the eminent professor to whom they were entrusted would have
been deeply implicated, it was thought best to say nothing about them.
By chance they fell into the hands of the manager of one of our
perambulating theatres, who was toiling his way from the west of England
to Egham races, and having deposited them in his portable green-room,
under the especial custody of the clown, the doctor, and the overbearing
parochial authority, he duly remitted them to our office. We have been
too happy in giving them a place in our columns, feeling an honest pride
in thus taking the lead of the chief scientific publications of the day.
It will be seen that they are drawn up as a report, all ready for
publication, according to the usual custom of such proceedings, where
every one knows beforehand what they are to dispute or agree with.
Dr. Splitnerve communicated a remarkable case of Animal
Magnetism:Eugene Doldrum, aged 21, a young man of bilious and
interesting temperament, having been mesmerized, was rendered so keenly
magnetic, as to give rise to a most remarkable train of phenomena. On
being seated upon a music-stool, he immediately becomes an animated
compass, and turns round to the north. Knives and forks at dinner
invariably fly towards him, and he is not able to go through any of the
squares, in consequence of being attracted firmly to the iron railings.
As most of the experiments took place at the North London Hospital,
Euston-square was his chief point of attraction, and when he was
removed, it was always found necessary to break off the railings and
take them away with him. This accounted for the decrepit condition of
the fleur de lys that surround the inclosure, which was not, as
generally supposed, the work of the university pupils residing in Gower-
place. Perfect insensibility to pain supervened at the same time, and
his friends took advantage of this circumstance to send him, by way of
delicate compliment, to a lying-in lady, in the style of a pedestrian
pin-cushion, his cheeks being stuck full of minikin pins, on the right
side, forming the words Health to the Babe, and on the left,
Happiness to the Mother.
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