Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
MAY 30, 1841, 11 P.M.Present symptoms:Complains of his employer, and
the bore of being obliged to be at the office next morning. Has just
eaten a piece of cold beef and pickles, with a pint of stout. Pulse
about 75, and considerable defluxion from the nose, which he thinks
produced by getting a piece of Cayenne pepper in his eye. Swallowed a
crumb, which brought on a violent fit of coughing. Wishes to go to bed.
MAY 31, 9 A.M.Has passed a tolerable night, but appears restless, and
unable to settle to anything. Thinks he could eat some broiled ham if he
had it; but not possessing any, has taken the following:
? Infus. coffee lbj Sacchari ?iij Lactis Vaccæ ?j Ft. mistura, poculum
mane sumendum. A plaster ordered to be applied to the inside of the
stomach, consisting of potted bloater spread upon bread and butter.
Eleven, A.M.Appears rather hotter since breakfast. Change of air
recommended, and Greenwich decided upon.
Half-past 11.Complains of the draught and noise of the second-class
railway carriages, but is otherwise not worse. Thinks he should like a
drain of half-and-half. Has blown his nose once in the last quarter of
an hour.
Two, P.M.Since a light dinner of rump steaks and stout, a considerable
change has taken place. He appears labouring under cerebral excitement
and short pipes, and says he shall have a regular beanish day, and go it
similar to bricks. Calls the waiter up to him in one of the booths, and
has ordered a glass of cocktail with the chill off and a cinder in it.
Three, P.M.Has sallied out into the fair, still much excited, calling
every female he meets Susan, and pronouncing the ss with a whistling
accent. Expresses a desire to ride in the ships that go round and round.
Half-past 3.The motion of the ships has tended considerably to relieve
his stomach. Pulse slow and countenance pale, with a desire for a glass
of ale. Has entered a peepshow, and is now arguing with the exhibitor
upon the correctness of his view of the siege of St. Jane Daker! which
he maintains was a sea-port, and not a field with a burning windmill, as
represented in the view.
Eight, P.M.After rambling vaguely about the fair all the afternoon, he
has decided upon taking a hot-air bath in Algars Crown and Anchor
booth. Evidently delirious. Has put on a false nose, and purchased a
tear-coat rattle. Appears labouring under violent spasmodic action of
the muscles of his legs, as he dances Jim along Josey, when he sets to
his partner in a country dance of eighty couple.
Half-past 10, P.M.Has just intimated that he does not see the use of
going home, as you can always go there when you can go nowhere else. Is
seated straddling across one of the tables, on which he is beating time
to the band with a hooky stick. Will not allow the state of his pulse to
be ascertained, but says we may feel his fist if we like.
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