Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Eleven.Considerable difficulty experienced in getting the patient to
the railroad, but we at last succeeded. After telling every one in the
carriage that he wasnt afraid of any of them, he fell into a deep
stertorous sleep. On arriving at home, he got into bed with his boots
on, and passed a restless night, turning out twice to drink water
between one and four.
JUNE.10, A.M.Has just returned from his office, his employer thinking
him very unfit for work, and desiring him to lay up for a day or two.
Complains of being jolly seedy, and thinks he shall go to Greenwich
again to get all right.
A thrilling paper upon the Philosophy of death, was then read by
Professor Wynne Slow. After tracing the origin of that fatal attack,
which it appears the earliest nations were subject to, the learned
author showed profound research in bringing forward the various terms
applied to the act of dying by popular authors. [pg 95]Amongst the
principal, he enumerated turning your toes up, kicking the bucket,
putting up your spoon, slipping your wind, booking your place,
breaking your bellows, shutting up your shop, and other phrases full
of expression.
The last moments of remarkable characters were especially dwelt upon, in
connexion, more especially, with the drama, which gives us the best
examples, from its holding a mirror up to nature. It appeared that at
Astleys late amphitheatre, the dying men generally shuffled about a
great deal in the sawdust, fighting on their knees, and showing great
determination to the last, until life gave way; that at the Adelphi the
expiring character more frequently saw imaginary demons waiting for him,
and fell down, uttering Off, fiends! I come to join you in your world
of flames! and that clowns and pantaloons always gave up the ghost with
heart-rending screams and contortions of visage, as their deaths were
generally violent, from being sawn in half, having holes drilled in them
with enormous gimlets, or being shot out of cannon; but that, at the
same time, these deaths were not permanent.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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