Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
½ past 8.The square-keeper has been restored, and is showing great
courage and activity. It is not thought necessary to place him under
arms; but he is under the engine, which can he brought into play at a
moments notice. His activity is surprising, and his resolution quite
undaunted.
9 oclock.All is perfectly quiet, and the letters are being delivered
by the general post-man as usual. The inhabitants appear to be going to
their business, as if nothing had happened. The square-keeper, with the
whole of his staff (a constables staff), may be seen walking quietly up
and down. The revolution is at an end; and, thanks to the fire-engine,
our old constitution is still preserved to us.
RECOLLECTIONS OF A TRIP IN MR HAMPTONS BALLOON. IN A LETTER FROM A
WOULD-BE PASSENGER. My dear Friend.You are aware how long I have been
longing to go up in a balloon, and that I should certainly have some
time ago ascended with Mr. Green, had not his terms been not simply a
cut above me, but several gashes beyond my power to comply with them. In
a word, I did not go up with the Nassau, because I could not come down
with the dust, and though I always had Green in my eye, I was not
quite so soft as to pay twenty pounds in hard cash for the fun of going,
on
A black man in armor. A DARK (K)NIGHT,
nobody knows where, and coming down Heaven knows how, in a field
belonging to the Lord knows who, and being detained for goodness knows
what, for damage.
Not being inclined, therefore, for a nice and expensive voyage with Mr.
Green, I made a cheap and nasty arrangement with Mr. Hampton, the
gentleman who courageously offers to descend in a parachutea thing very
like a parasoland who, as he never mounts much above the height of
ordinary palings, might keep his word without the smallest risk of any
personal inconvenience.
It was arranged and publicly announced that the balloon, carrying its
owner and myself, should start from the Tea-gardens of the Mitre and
Mustard Pot, at six oclock in the evening; and the public were to be
admitted at one, to see the process of inflation, it being shrewdly
calculated by the proprietor, that, as the balloon got full, the
stomachs of the lookers on would be getting empty, and that the
refreshments would go off while the tedious work of filling a silken bag
with gas was going on, so that the appetites and the curiosity of the
public would be at the same time satisfied.
The process of inflation seemed to have but little effect on the
balloon, and it was not until about five oclock that the important
discovery was made, that the gas introduced at the bottom had been
escaping through a hole in the top, and that the Equitable Company was
laying it on excessively thick through the windpipes of the assembled
company.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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