Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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Six oclock arrived, and, according to contract, the supply of gas was
cut off, when the balloon, that had hitherto worn such an appearance as
just to give a hope that it might in time be full, began to present an
aspect which induced a general fear that it must very shortly be empty.
The audience began to be impatient for the promised ascent, and while
the aeronaut was running about in all directions looking for the hole,
and wondering how he should stop it up, I was requested by the
proprietor of the gardens to step into the car, just to check the
growing impatience of the audience. I was received with that unanimous
shout of cheering and laughter with which a British audience always
welcomes any one who appears to have got into an awkward predicament,
and I sat for a few minutes, quietly expecting to be buried in the silk
of the balloon, which was beginning to collapse with the greatest
rapidity. The spectators becoming impatient for the promised ascent, and
seeing that it could not be achieved, determined, as enlightened British
audiences invariably do, that if it was not to be done, it should at all
events be attempted. In vain did Mr. Hampton come forward to apologise
for the trifling accident; he was met by yells, hoots, hisses, and
orange-peel, and the benches were just about to be torn up, when he
declared, that under any circumstances, he was determined to go upan
arrangement in which I was refusing to coincidewhen, just as he had got
into the car, all means of getting out were withdrawn from under usthe
ropes were cut, and the ascent commenced in earnest.
The majestic machine rose slowly to the height of about eight feet, amid
the most enthusiastic cheers, when it rolled over among some trees, amid
the most frantic laughter. Mr. Hampton, with singular presence of mind,
threw out every ounce of ballast, which caused the balloon to ascend a
few feet higher, when a tremendous gust of easterly wind took us
triumphantly out of the gardens, the palings of which we cleared with
considerable nicety. The scene at this moment was magnificent; the
silken monster, in a state of flabbiness, rolling and fluttering above,
while below us were thousands of spectators, absolutely shrieking with
merriment. Another gust of wind carried us rapidly forward, and,
bringing us exactly in a level with a coach-stand, we literally swept,
with the bottom of our car, every driver from off his box, and, of
course, the enthusiasm of a British audience almost reached its climax.
We now encountered the gable-end of a station-house, and the balloon
being by this time thoroughly collapsed, our aerial trip was brought to
an abrupt conclusion. I know nothing more of what occurred, having been
carried on a shutter, in a state of
A man hangs from a fence by his trousers. SUSPENDED ANIMATION,
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