Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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The poem being thus divided into its several stages, the judgment of the
writer should emulate that of the experienced Jehu, who so proportions
his work, that all and several of his required teams do their own share
and no morefifteen miles (or lengths) to a first canto, and five to a
second, is as far from right as such a distribution of mile-stones would
be to the overworked prads. The great fault of modern poetasters arises
from their extreme love of spinning out an infinite deal of nothing.
Now, as brevity is the soul of wit, their productions can be looked
upon as little else than phantasmagorial skeletons, ridiculous from
their extreme extenuation, and in appearance more peculiarly empty, from
the circumstance of their owing their existence to false lights. This
fault does not exist with all the master spirits, and, though many a
flower is born to blush unseen, we now proceed to rescue from obscurity
the brightest gem of unfamed literature.
Wisdom is said to be found in the mouths of babes and sucklings. So is
the epic poem of Giles Scroggins. Is wisdom Scroggins, or is Scroggins
wisdom? We can prove either position, but we are cramped for space, and
therefore leave the question open. Now for our author and his first
line
Giles Scroggins courted Molly Brown.
Beautiful condensation! Is or is not this rushing at once in medias res?
It is; theres no paltry subterfuge about itno unnecessary wearing out
of the waning moon they met bythe stars that gazed upon their
joythe whispering gales that breathed in zephyrs softest
sighstheir lovers perjuries to the distracted trees they wouldnt
allow to go to sleep. In short, theres no nonsensetheres a broad
assertion of a thrilling fact
Giles Scroggins courted Molly Brown.
So might a thousand folks; therefore (the reader may say) how does this
establish the individuality of Giles Scroggins, or give an insight to
the character of the chosen hero of the poem? Mark the next line, and
your doubts must vanish. He courted her; but why? Ay, why? for the best
of all possible reasonscondensed in the smallest of all possible space,
and yet establishing his perfect taste, unequalled judgment, and
peculiarly-heroic self-esteemhe courted her because she was
The fairest maid in all the town.
Magnificent climax! overwhelming reason! Could volumes written, printed,
or stereotyped, say more? Certainly not; the condensation of Auroras
blushes, the Graces attributes, Venuss perfections, and Loves
sweet votaries, all, all is more than spoken in the emphatic words
The fairest maid in all the town.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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