Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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Nothing can go beyond this; it proves her beauty and her
disinterestedness. The fairest maid might have chosen, nay, commanded,
even a city dignitary. Does the so? No; Giles Scroggins, famous only in
name, loves her, andbeautiful poetic contrivance!we are left to
imagine he does not love unloved. Why should she reciprocate? inquires
the reader. Are not truth and generosity the princely paragons of manly
virtue, greater, because unostentatious? and these perfect attributes
are part and parcel of great Giles. He makes no speechessoils no satin
papervows no vowsno, he is above such humbug. His motto is evidently
deeds, not words. And what does he do? Send a flimsy epistle, which his
fair reader pays the vile postage for? Not he; he
Gave a ring with posy true!
Think of this. Not only does he give a ring, but he annihilates the
suppositionary fiction in which poets are supposed to revel, and the
rings accompaniment, though the child of a creative brainthe burning
emanation from some Apollo-stricken votary of the lying nine, imbued
with all his stern morality, is strictly true. This startling fact is
not left wrapped in mystery. The veriest sceptic cannot, in imagination,
grave a fancied double meaning on that richest gift. Nothe motto
follows, and seems to sayNow, as the champion of Giles Scroggins, hurl
I this gauntlet down; let him that dare, uplift it! Here I am
If you loves I, as I loves you!
Pray mark the syncretic force of the above line. Giles, in expressing
his affection, felt the singular too small, and the vast plural quick
supplied the voidLoves must be more than love.
If you loves I, as I loves you,
No knife shall cut our loves in two!
This is really sublime! No knife! Can anything exceed the assertion?
Nothing but the rejoindera rejoinder in which the talented author not
only stands proudly forward as a poet, but patriotically proves the amor
propriæ, which has induced him to study the staple manufactures of his
beloved country! What but a diligent investigation of the cutlerian
process could have prompted the illustration of practical knowledge of
the Birmingham and Sheffield artificers contained in the following
exquisitely explanatory line. Butpray mark the but
But scissors cut as well as knives!
Sublime announcement! startling information! leading us, by degrees, to
the highest of all earthly contemplations, exalting us to fate and her
peculiar shears, and preparing us for the exquisitely poetical sequel
contained in the following line:
And so unsartains all our lives.
Can anything exceed this? The uncertainty of life evidently superinduced
the conviction of all other uncertainties, and the sublime poet bears
out the intenseness of his impressions by the uncertainty of his
spelling! Now, reader, mark the next line, and its context:
The very night they were to wed!
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