Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Fancy this: the full blossoming of all their budding joys,
anticipations, death, and hopes accomplishment, the crowning hour of
their youths great bliss, the very night they were to wed, is, with
extra syncretic skill, chosen as the awful one in which
Fates scissors cut Giles Scroggins thread!
Now, reader, do you see the subtle use of practical knowledge? Are you
convinced of the impotent prescription from knives only? Can you not
perceive in Fates scissors a parallel for the unthought-of host that
bore the mighty wood of Dunsinane against the blood-stained murderer of
the pious Duncan? Does not the fatal truth rush, like an unseen draught
into rheumatic crannies, slick through your souls perception? Are you
not prepared for thisto be resumed in our next?
THE NEW ADMINISTRATION. FROM OUR OWN COURT CIRCULAR. Lord Lyndhurst is
to have the seals; but it is not yet decided who is to be entrusted with
the wafer-stamps. Gold-stick has not been appointed, and there are so
many of the Conservatives whose qualities peculiarly fit them for the
office of stick, that the choice will be exceedingly embarrassing.
Though the Duke of Wellington does not take office, an extra chair has
been ordered, to allow of his having a seat in the Cabinet. And though
Lord Melbourne is no longer minister, he is still to be indulged with a
lounge on the sofa.
If the Duke of Beaufort is to be Master of the Horse, it is probable
that a new office will be made, to allow Colonel Sibthorp to take office
as Comptroller of the Donkeys: and it is said that Horace Twiss is to
join the administration as Clerk of the Kitchen.
It was remarked, that after Sir Robert Peel had kissed hands, the Queen
called for soap and water, for the purpose of washing them.
The Duchess of Buccleugh having refused the office of Mistress of the
Robes, it will not be necessary to make the contemplated new appointment
of Keeper of the Flannel Petticoats.
The Grooms of the Bedchamber are, for the future, to be styled
Postilions of the Dressing-room; because, as the Sovereign is a lady,
instead of a gentleman, it is thought that the latter title, for the
officers alluded to, will be more in accordance with propriety. For the
same excellent reason, it is expected that the Knights of the Bath will
henceforth be designated the Chevaliers of the Foot-pan.
Prince Alberts household is to be entirely re-modelled, and one or two
new offices are to be added, the want of which has hitherto occasioned
his Royal Highness much inconvenience. Of these, we are only authorised
in alluding, at present, to Tooth-brush in Ordinary, and Shaving-pot in
Waiting. There is no foundation for the report that there is to be a
Lord High Clothes-brush, or Privy Boot-jack.
A VOICE FROM THE AREA. The following letter has been addressed to us by
a certain party, who, as our readers will perceive, has been one of the
sufferers by the late clearance made in a fashionable establishment at
the West-end:
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