Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Never on any former occasion had public curiosity over the water been so
strongly excited. Long before the doors of the theatre were opened,
several passengers in the street were observed to pause before the
building, and regard it with looks of profound awe. At half-past six,
two young sweeps and a sand-boy were seen waiting anxiously at the
gallery entrance, determined to secure front seats at any personal
sacrifice. At seven precisely the doors were opened, and a tremendous
rush of four persons was made to the pit; the boxes had been previously
occupied by the Dramatic Council and the Syncretic Society. The
silence which pervaded the house, until the musicians began to tune
their violins in the orchestra, was thrilling; and during the
performance of the overture, expectation stood on tip-toe, awaiting the
great event of the night.
At length the curtain slowly rose, and we discovered the author of
Martinuzzi elevated on a pedestal formed of the cask used by the
celebrated German tub-runner (a delicate compliment, by the way, to the
genius of the poet). On this appropriate foundation stood the great man,
with his august head enveloped in a capacious bread-bag. At a given
signal, a vast quantity of crackers were let off, the envious bag was
withdrawn, and the illustrious dramatist was revealed to the enraptured
spectators, in the statuesque resemblance of his elder, but not more
celebrated brother, WILLIAM SHAKSPERE. At this moment the plaudits were
vigorously enthusiastic. Thrice did the flattered statue bow its head,
and once it laid its hand upon its grateful bosom, in acknowledgment of
the honour that was paid it. As soon as the applause had partially
subsided, the manager, in the character of Midas, surrounded by the nine
Muses, advanced to the foot of the pedestal, and, to use the language of
the reporters of public dinners, in a neat and appropriate speech,
deposed a laurel crown upon the brows of Shaksperes effigy. Thereupon
loud cheers rent the air, and the statue, deeply affected, extended its
right hand gracefully towards the audience. In a moment the thunders of
applause sank into hushed and listening awe, while the author of the
magnificent poem addressed the house as follows:
My friends,You at length behold me in the position to which my immense
talents have raised me, in despite of those laws which press so fatally
on dramatic genius, and blight the budding hopes of aspiring authors.
This commencement softened the hearts of his auditors, who clapped their
handkerchiefs to their noses.
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