Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
The world, continued the statue, may regard me with envy; but I
despise the world, particularly the critics who have dared to laugh at
me. (Groans.) The object of my ambition is attainedI am now the equal
and representative of Shaksperedetraction cannot wither the laurels
that shadow my browsFinis coronat opus!I have done. To-morrow I retire
into private life; but though fortune has made me great, she has not
made me proud, and I shall be always happy to shake hands with a friend
when I meet him.
At the conclusion of this pathetic address, loud cheers, mingled with
tears and sighs, arose from the audience, one-half of whom sunk into the
arms of the other half, and were borne out of the house in a fainting
state; and thus terminated this imposing ceremony, which will be long
remembered with delight by every lover of
A tightrope walker. THE HIGHER WALK OF THE DRAMA.
A CARD. TO THE COMMITTEE OF THE DRAMATIC AUTHORS, ENGLISH OPERA HOUSE.
Mr. Levy, of Holywell-street, perceiving that his neighbour JACOB
FAITHFULS farce, entitled The Cloak and Bonnet, has not given general
satisfaction, begs respectfully to offer to the notice of the committee,
his large and carefully-assorted stock of second-hand wearing apparel,
from which he will undertake to supply any number of dramas that may be
required, at a moments notice.
Mr. L. has at present on hand the following dramatic pieces, which he
can strongly recommend to the public:
The Dressing Gown and Slippers.A fashionable comedy, suited for a
genteel neighbourhood.
The Breeches and Gaiters.A domestic drama. A misfit at the Adelphi.
The Wig and Wig-box.A broad farce, made to fit little Keeley or
anybody else.
The Smock-frock and Highlows.A tragedy in humble life, with a
terrific dénouement.
*** The above will be found to be manufactured out of the best
materials, and well worthy the attention of those gentlemen who have so
nobly come forward to rescue the stage from its present degraded
position.
THE MONEY MARKET. The scarcity of money is frightful. As much as a
hundred per cent., to be paid in advance, has been asked upon bills; but
we have not yet heard of any one having given it. There was an immense
run for gold, but no one got any, and the whole of the transactions of
the day were done in copper. An influential party created some sensation
by coming into the market late in the afternoon, just before the close
of business, with half-a-crown; but it was found, on inquiry, to be a
bad one. It is expected that if the dearth of money continues another
week, buttons must be resorted to. A party, whose transactions are known
to be large, succeeded in settling his account with the Bulls, by means
of postage-stamps; an arrangement of which the Bears will probably take
advantage.
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