Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
The Victoria continues to kill James Dawson, in spite of our
prediction. The bills, however, promise that he shall die outright on
Monday next, and a happy release it will be. The proprietor of Sadlers
Wells is making most spirited efforts to attract play-goers to the
Islington side of the New River, by a return to the legitimate drama of
his theatre, viz.real water; while his box check-taker has kept one
important integer of the public away; namely, that singular plural weby
impertinence for which we have exhausted all patience without obtaining
redress.
There are, we hear, other theatres open in London, one called the City
of London, somewhere near Shoreditch; another in Whitechapel, both
terræ incognitæ to us. The proprietors of these have handsomely
presented us with free admissions. We beg them to accept our thanks for
their courtesy; but are sorry we cannot avail ourselves of it till they
add the obligation of providing us with guides.
[pg 114] THE CORN LAWS AND CHRISTIANITY. Doctor Chalmers refused to
attend the synod of Clergymen gathered together to consider the relative
value of the Big and Little Loaf, on the ground that the reverend
gentlemen were beginning their work at the wrong end. Wages will go up
with Christianity, says the Doctor; cheap corn will follow the
dissemination of cheap Bibles. I know of no other road for the
indefinite advancement of the working classes to a far better
remuneration, and, of course, a far more liberal maintenance, in return
for their toils, than they have ever yet enjoyedit is a universal
Christian education. Such are the words of Doctor CHALMERS.
We perfectly agree with the reverend doctor. Instead of shipping
Missionaries to Africa, let us keep those Christian sages at home for
the instruction of the English Aristocracy. When we consider the
benighted condition of the elegant savages of the western squares,when
we reflect upon the dreadful scepticism abounding in Park-lane, May-
fair, Portland-place and its vicinity,when we contemplate the
abominable idols which these unhappy natives worship in their
ignorance,when we know that every thought, every act of their misspent
life is dedicated to a false religion, when they make hourly and daily
sacrifice to that brazen serpent,
SELF!
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