Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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when they offer up the poor mans sweat to the abomination,when they
lay before it the crippled child of the factory,when they take from
life its bloom and dignity, and degrading human nature to mere brute
breathing, make offering of its wretchedness as the most savoury morsel
to the perpetual craving of their insatiate god,when we consider all
the manifold sins and wickednesses of the barbarians in purple and
fine linen, of those pampered savages whose eyes are red with wine and
whose teeth white with milk,we do earnestly hope that the suggestion
of Doctor Chalmers will be carried into immediate practical effect, and
that Missionaries, preaching true Christianity, will be sent among the
rich and benighted people of this country,so that the poor may believe
that the Scriptures are something more than mere printed paper, seeing
their glorious effects in the awakened hearts of those who, in the
arrogance of their old idolatry, called themselves their betters!
A universal Christian education! To this end, the Bench of Bishops
meet at Lambeth; and discovering that locusts and wild honeythe
Baptists dietmay be purchased for something less than ten thousand a
year,and, after a minute investigation of the Testament, failing to
discover the name of St. Peters coachmaker, or of St. Pauls footman,
his valet, or his cook,take counsel one with another, and resolve to
forego at least nine-tenths of their yearly in-comings. No! they
exclaimand what apostolic brightness beams in the countenance of
CANTERBURYwhat celestial light plays about the fleshy head of
LONDONwhat more than saint-like beauty surprises the cowslip-coloured
face of EXETERwhat lambent fire, what looks of Christian love play
about and beam from the whole episcopal Bench!No! they crywe will
no longer have the spirit oppressed by these cumbrous trappings of
fleshy pride! We will promote an universal Christian educationwe will
teach charity by examples, and live unto all men by a personal
abstinence from the bickerings and malice of civil life. We will not
defile the sacred lawn with the mud of turnpike actswe will no longer
sweat in the House of Lords, but labour only in the House of the Lord!
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