Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Jerry Donovan and Bill Paul were seen in close conversation yesterday.
It is rumoured that the former is in treaty with the latter for a pair
of left-off six-and-eightpenny Clarences.
Paddy Green intends shortly to remove to a three-pair back-room in
Little Wild-street, Drury-lane, which he has taken for the summer. His
loss will be much felt in the neighbourhood.
AN AN-TEA ANACREONTIC.No. 2. Rundell! pride of Ludgate Hill!
I would task thine utmost skill;
I would have a bowl from thee
Fit to hold my Howqua tea.
And oh! leave it not without
Ivory handle and a spout.
Where thy curious hand must trace
Father Mathews temperate face,
So that he may ever seem
Spouting tea and breathing steam.
On its sides do not display
Fawns and laughing nymphs at play
But portray, instead of these,
Funny groups of fat Chinese:
On its lid a mandarin,
Modelled to resemble Lin.
When completed, artisan,
I will pay youif I can.
[pg 14] SPORTING. THE KNOCKER HUNT. On Thursday, July 8, 1841, the
celebrated pack of Knocker Boys met at the Cavendish, in Jermyn Street.
These animals, which have acquired for themselves a celebrity as undying
as that of Tom and Jerry, are of a fine powerful breed, and in excellent
condition. The success which invariably attends them must be highly
gratifying to the distinguished nobleman who, if he did not introduce
this particular species into the metropolis, has at least done much to
bring it to its present extraordinary state of perfection.
As there may be some of our readers who are ignorant of the purposes for
which this invaluable pack has been organised, it may be as well to
state a few particulars, before proceeding to the detail of one of the
most splendid nights upon record in the annals of disorderism.
The knocker is a thing which is generally composed of brass or iron. It
has frequently a violent resemblance to the human face divine, or the
ravenous expressiveness of a beast of prey. It assumes a variety of
phases under peculiar vinous influences. A gentleman, in whose veracity
and experience we have the most unlimited confidence, for a series of
years kept an account of the phenomena of his own knocker; and by his
permission the following extracts are now submitted to the public:
1840.
Nov. 12Dined with Captain . Capital spreadexquisite
liqueursmagnificent winesunparalleled cigarsdrank my four
bottlesshould have made it five, but found I had eaten something which
disagreed with meHome at four.
State of Knocker.Jumping up and down the surface of the door like a
rope dancer, occasionally diverging into a zig-zag, the key-hole
partaking of the same eccentricities.
Nov. 13.Supped with Charley B. Brandy, genuine cognacCigars
principè. ESTIMATED CONSUMPTION: brandy and water, eighteen
glassescigars, two dozenporter with a cabman, two pots.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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