But these are only words. Let PUNCH, the rival of this Caledonian Asmodeus, do justice to the man whose "character is stamped on every page (of his own), who yet is above pity; poor, yet full of enjoyment; humble, yet glorious; ignorant, yet confident." [Illustration: GRANT'S MEDITATIONS AMONG THE COFFEE-CUPS.] * * * * * THE MONEY MARKET. Tin is 14 per cwt. in London, and this, allowing a fraction for wear and tear, gives an exchange of 94 36-27ths in favour of Hamburgh. The money market is much easier this week, and bills (play-bills) were to be had in large quantities. A large capitalist who holds turnpike tickets to a large amount, caused much confusion by letting some pass from his hands, when they flew about with alarming rapidity. Several persons seemed desirous of taking them up, but a rush of bulls (from Smithfield) rendered this quite impossible. Whitechapel scrip was done at 000 _premium_; but in the course of the day 00000 discount was freely offered. This was settling day, when many parties paid the scores they had been running at the cook-shop opposite. There was only one defaulter, and as it was not anticipated he would come up to the mark; for he had been chalking up rather largely of late: nothing was said about it. * * * * * A DICTIONARY FOR THE LADIES. PUNCH, Solicitous to maintain and enhance that reputation for gallantry towards his fair readers which it has ever been his pride to have merited, has much pleasure, not unmixed with self-congratulation, in thus announcing to the loveliest portion of the creation the immediate appearance of A DICTIONARY ENTIRELY AND EXCLUSIVELY FOR THEIR USE; in which the signification of every word will he given in a strictly feminine sense, and the orthography, as a point of which ladies like to be properly independent, will be studiously suppressed. The whole to be compiled and edited by MADAME PUNCH. To which will be appended a little Manual addressed confidentially by PUNCH himself to the Ladies, and entitled TEN MINUTES' ADVICE ON THE CARE AND USE OF A HUSBAND; or "what to ask, and how to insist upon it, so that the obstreperous bridegroom may become a meek and humble husband." SPECIMEN OF THE WORK. _Husband_.--A person who writes cheques, and dresses as his wife directs. _Duck_, _in ornithology_.--A trussed bridegroom, with his giblets under his arm. _Brute_.--A domestic endearment for a husband. _Marriage_.--The only habit to which women are constant. _Lover_.--Any young man but a brother-in-law. _Clergyman_.--One alternative of a lover. _Brother_.--The other alternative. _Honeymoon_.--A wife's opportunity. _Horrid_; _Hideous_.--Terms of admiration elicited by the sight of a lovely face anywhere but in the looking-glass. _Nice_; _Dear_.--Expressions of delight at anything, from a baby to a barrel-organ.