"'Devil a care I care; I'll have four, or I'll know why.' "'That you'll soon do: I won't give 'em you.' "'Aint I holding the wood?' "'By coorse you are; but aint I sitting outside upon it, and by the same token unseating my best breeches.' "'I bid you take care; give me four.' "'Ha, ha! what a buck your granny was, Mistet Tim Sheeney; it's three you'll have, or none.' "'Then by the puck I'll let you go.' "'I defy you to do it, you murdering robber.' "'Do you! by dad; once more, give me four.' "'To blazes wid you; three or none.' "'Then there you go!' "And, worse luck, sure enough he did, and that at the devil's own pace. "At this moment I turned my eyes in horror to the Tower, and the height was awful." "Poor child,--of course he was killed upon the spot?" "There's the wonder; not a ha'porth o' harm did the vagabone take at all at all. He held on by the birds' legs like a little nagur; he was but a shimpeen of a chap, and what with the flapping of their wings and the soft place he fell upon, barring a little thrifle of stunning, and it may be a small matter of fright, he was as comfortable as any one could expect under the circumstances; but it would have done your heart good to see the little gossoon jump up, shake his feathers, and shout out at the top of his small voice, 'Tim Sheeney, you thief, you'd better have taken the three,--for d--n the daw do you get now!'" And so ends the Legend of the Round Tower. * * * * * IRISH INTELLIGENCE. AWFUL STATE OF THE COUNTRY! (_From our own Correspondent._) We are at length enabled to inform the Public that we have, at a vast expense, completed our arrangements for the transmission of the earliest news from Ireland. We have just received the _Over-bog Mail_, which contains facts of a most interesting nature. We hasten to lay our sagacious correspondent's remarks before our readers:-- _Bally-ha-ghadera, Tuesday Night_.