Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, November 27, 1841 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, November 27, 1841Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, November 27, 1841
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Now, the first moment Hy-son saw the gardener--
A gardener, by his tools and dress she knew--
She felt her bosom round her heart in a--
A--just as if her heart was breaking through;
And so she blush'd, and hoped that he would pardon her
Intruding on his grounds--"so nice they grew!--
Such roses! what a pink!--and then that peony;
Might she die if she ever look'd to see any!"
The gardener offer'd her a budding rose:
She took it with a smile, and colour'd high;
While, as she gave its fragrance to her nose,
He took the opportunity to sigh.
And Hy-son's cheek blush'd like the daylight's close!
She glanced around to see that none were nigh,
Then sigh'd again and thought, "Although a peasant,
His manners are refined, and really pleasant."
They stood each looking in the other's eyes,
Till Hy-son dropp'd her gaze, and then--good lack
Love is a cunning chapman: smiles, and sighs.
And tears, the choicest treasures in his pack!
Still barters he such baubles for the prize,
Which all regret when lost, yet can't get back--
The heart--a useful matter in a bosom--
Though some folks won't believe it till they lose 'em.
Love can say much, yet not a word be spoken.
Straight, as a wasp careering staid to sip
The dewy rose she held, the gardener's token,
He, seizing on her hand, with hasty grip,
The stem sway'd earthward with its blossom, broken.
The gardener raised her hand unto his lip,
And kiss'd it--when a rough voice, hoarse with halloas,
Cried, "Harkye' fellow! I'll permit no followers!"
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SONGS FOR THE SENTIMENTAL.--No. 11
The lists were made--the trumpet's blast
Rang pealing through the air.
My 'squire made lace and rivet fast
And brought my tried _destrerre_.
I rode where sat fair Isidore
Inez Mathilde Borghese;
From spur to crest she scann'd me o'er,
Then said "He's not the cheese!"
O, Mary mother! how burn'd my cheek!
I proudly rode away;
And vow'd "Woe's his I who dares to break
A lance with me to-day!"
I won the prize! (Revenge is sweet,
I thought me of a _ruse_;)
I laid it at her rival's feet,
And thus I cook'd her goose.
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SIBTHORP'S CORNER.
What difference is there between a farrier and Dr. Locock?--Because the
one is a _horse-shoer_, and the other is _a-cow-shoer_. (accoucheur).
Why is the Prince of Wales Duke of Cornwall?--Because he is a _minor_.
"Bar that," as the Sheriff's Officer said to his first-floor window.
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KINGS AND CARPENTERS.--ROYAL AND VULGAR CONSPIRATORS.
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