Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, October 16, 1841Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, October 16, 1841
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Therefore the remainder, A R, or Roebuck on his ancestors, is equal to the
remaining G L and S A, or great literary and scientific attainments.
But G L and S A, or the great literary and scientific attainments, have
been shown to be equal to those of an A s s.
And therefore R A, or Roebuck on his ancestors, is equal to an A s s.
Wherefore, from a given point, A, his ancestors, has been drawn out a
Radical member, R, Roebuck, equal to an A s s.
_Quod erat_ sheep-_face-iendum_.
PROP. III.--PROBLEM
_From the greater opposition of two members to a given measure to
cut, off a part, so as it may agree with the less._
Let P C and W R, or Peel the Conservative and Wakley the Radical,
represent their different oppositions to the New Poor Law, to which that
of W R, or Wakley the Radical, is greater than that of Peel the
Conservative--it is required to cut off from W R, or Wakley the Radical's
opposition a part, so that it may agree with that of P C, or Peel the
Conservative.
[Illustration]
From W, or Wakley, draw W T, or Wakley the Trimmer, the same as P C, or
Peel the Conservative.
With the centre W or Wakley, and to the extremity of T trimming, describe
the magic circle P L A C E.
Cutting W R or Wakley the Radical in B P, his Breeches Pocket.
Then W B P or Wakley and his Breeches Pocket, agrees with Peel the
Conservative.
For because the circle P L A C E is described about W or Wakley
Therefore W B P or Wakley and his Breeches Pocket, is of the same opinion
as W T or Wakley the Trimmer.
But W T or Wakley the Trimmer, agrees with Peel the Conservative.
Therefore W B P or Wakley and his Breeches Pocket, agrees with P C or Peel
the Conservative.
Wherefore, from the greater opposition of W R, Wakley the Radical, to the
New Poor Law, is cut off, W B P, Wakley and his Breeches Pocket, which
exactly coincides with the minor opposition of P C or Peel the
Conservative.
_Quod erat_ brazen-_face-iendum_.
* * * * *
THE VALUE OF STOCKS--LAST QUOTATION.
During a rural ramble, the ex-premier was diverted from the mental
Shakesperian sustenance derived from "chewing the cud of sweet and bitter
fancy," by an importunate appeal from a reckless disorderly, who was doing
penance for his anti-teetotal propensities, by performing a two hours'
quarantine in the village stocks. So far from sympathising with the
fast-bound sufferer, his lordship, in a tone of the deepest regret,
deplored, that he had himself not been so tightly secured in his place,
as, had that been the case, he would still have been provided with
[Illustration: BOARD AND LODGING FOR A SINGLE MAN.]
* * * * *
THE LINEN-DRAPER OF LUDGATE.
Shop fronts are daily "higher" raised.
Our master's "ire" as often;
Would they but raise _our_ "hire" a bit,
'Twould much our mis'ries soften!
THE SHOPMEN--POOR DEVILS
* * * * *
SPANISH POLITICS.
(FROM OUR SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT.)
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