Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, September 12, 1841Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, September 12, 1841
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
"The world," continued the statue, "may regard me with envy; but I despise
the world, particularly the critics who have dared to laugh at me.
(Groans.) The object of my ambition is attained--I am now the equal and
representative of Shakspere--detraction cannot wither the laurels that
shadow my brows--_Finis coronat opus!_--I have done. To-morrow I retire
into private life; but though fortune has made me great, she has not made
me proud, and I shall be always happy to shake hands with a friend when I
meet him."
At the conclusion of this pathetic address, loud cheers, mingled with
tears and sighs, arose from the audience, one-half of whom sunk into the
arms of the other half, and were borne out of the house in a fainting
state; and thus terminated this imposing ceremony, which will be long
remembered with delight by every lover of
[Illustration: THE HIGHER WALK OF THE DRAMA.]
* * * * *
A CARD.
TO THE COMMITTEE OF THE DRAMATIC AUTHORS, ENGLISH OPERA HOUSE.
Mr. Levy, of Holywell-street, perceiving that his neighbour JACOB
FAITHFUL'S farce, entitled "The Cloak and Bonnet," has not given general
satisfaction, begs respectfully to offer to the notice of the committee,
his large and carefully-assorted stock of second-hand wearing apparel,
from which he will undertake to supply any number of dramas that may be
required, at a moment's notice.
Mr. L. has at present on hand the following dramatic pieces, which he can
strongly recommend to the public:--
1. "The Dressing Gown and Slippers."--A fashionable comedy, suited for a
genteel neighbourhood.
2. "The Breeches and Gaiters."--A domestic drama. A misfit at the Adelphi.
3. "The Wig and Wig-box."--A broad farce, made to fit little Keeley or
anybody else.
4. "The Smock-frock and Highlows."--A tragedy in humble life, with a
terrific _denouement_.
*** The above will be found to be manufactured out of the best materials,
and well worthy the attention of those gentlemen who have so nobly come
forward to rescue the stage from its present degraded position.
* * * * *
THE MONEY MARKET.
The scarcity of money is frightful. As much as a hundred per cent., to be
paid in advance, has been asked upon bills; but we have not yet heard of
any one having given it. There was an immense run for gold, but no one got
any, and the whole of the transactions of the day were done in copper. An
influential party created some sensation by coming into the market late in
the afternoon, just before the close of business, with half-a-crown; but
it was found, on inquiry, to be a bad one. It is expected that if the
dearth of money continues another week, buttons must be resorted to. A
party, whose transactions are known to be large, succeeded in settling his
account with the Bulls, by means of postage-stamps; an arrangement of
which the Bears will probably take advantage.
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