"Impressions of Babehood" in plenty Succeeded, "Hot youth" and its tears, Till I wondered if ninety or twenty Summed up his unbearable years. Great Heavens! I turned to my neighbour, A SQUARSON by culture unblest; And welcomed at length in field-labour And foxes refreshment and rest. * * * * * QUESTION OF THE KNIGHT.--If it be true, as was mentioned in the _World_ last week, that Mr. Justice WRIGHT has "climbed down," only to be placed upon a higher perch, will any change of name follow on the Knighthood? Will he be known as Sir ROBERT RONG, late Mr. JUSTICE WRIGHT? * * * * * OUR ADVERTISERS. THE JERRYBAND PIANO is a thundering instrument. * * * * * THE JERRYBAND PIANO should be in every Lunatic Asylum. * * * * * THE JERRYBAND PIANO.--This wonderful and unique instrument, horizontal and perpendicular Grand, five octaves, hammerless action, including keyboard, pedals, gong, peal of bells, ophicleide stop, and all the newest improvements, can be seen at Messrs. SPLITTE AND SON's Establishment, High Holborn, and purchased ON THE FIFTY YEARS' HIRE SYSTEM, by which, at a payment of 1s. 1-1/2d. a week, the piano, or what is left of it, becomes the property of the purchaser, or his heirs and executors, at the expiration of that period. * * * * * PECADILLA is a new after-dinner, home-grown Sherry, of quite extraordinary value and startling excellence. * * * * * PECADILLA is a full, fruity, gout-giving, generous, heady wine, smooth on the palate, round in the mouth, full of body, wing, character, and crust. * * * * * PECADILLA may be safely offered at funerals. * * * * * PECADILLA is a beverage for Dukes in distressed circumstances. * * * * * PECADILLA _is the wine, par excellence_, for the retrenching. * * * * * PECADILLA, mixed with citrate of soda, treacle, and soda-water, and drunk in the dark immediately after a glass of hot ginger brandy, will be found to possess all the quality of a low-priced Champagne. * * * * * PECADILLA is the making of an economical wedding breakfast. * * * * * PECADILLA. A few parcels of this unique and delicious Wine are still to be had of the grower, a Sicilian Count, for the moment resident in Houndsditch, at the nominal price, inclusive of the bottles, of five shillings and ninepence the dozen. * * * * * TO MR. RUDYARD KIPLING. (_AN EXPLANATION._) ["Every minute of my time during 1891 is already mortgaged. In 1892 you may count upon me."--Mr. JEROME K. JEROME, _not_ Mr. RUDYARD KIPLING. _See "Punch," Feb. 14_.]