Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, January 17, 1891Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, January 17, 1891
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
PUNCH,
OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
VOL. 100.
January 17, 1891.
[Illustration: OUR SPORT AND ART EXHIBITION.
DRAWING A BADGER.]
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VOCES POPULI.
AT THE REGENT STREET TUSSAUD'S.
_BEFORE THE EFFIGY OF DR. KOCH, WHO IS REPRESENTED IN THE ACT OF
EXAMINING A TEST-TUBE WITH THE EXPRESSION OF BLAND BLAMELESSNESS
PECULIAR TO WAX MODELS._
_Well-informed Visitor_. That's Dr. KOCH, making his great discovery!
[Illustration]
_Unscientific V._ What did _he_ discover?
_Well-inf. V._ Why, the Consumption Bacillus. He's got it in that
bottle he's holding up.
_Unsc. V._ And what's the good of it, now he _has_ discovered it?
_Well-inf. V._ Good? Why, it's the thing that causes _consumption_,
you know!
_Unsc. V._ Then it's a pity he didn't leave it alone!
_BEFORE A SCENE REPRESENTING "THE HOME LIFE AT SANDRINGHAM."_
_First Old Lady_ (_with Catalogue_). It says here that "the note
the page is handing _may_ have come from Sir DIGHTON PROBYN, the
Comptroller of the Royal Household" Fancy _that_!
_Second Old Lady_. He's brought it in in his fingers. Now _that_'s a
thing I never allow in _my_ house. I always tell SARAH to bring all
letters, and even circulars, in on a tray!
_BEFORE A SCENE REPRESENTING THE LATE FRED ARCHER, MOUNTED, ON ASCOT
RACE-COURSE._
_A. Sportsman_. H'm--ARCHER, eh? Shouldn't have backed his mount in
_that_ race!
_BEFORE "THE LIBRARY AT HAWARDEN."_
_Gladstonian Enthusiast_ (_to Friend, who, with the perverse
ingenuity of patrons of Wax-works, has been endeavouring to identify
the Rev. JOHN WESLEY among the Cabinet in Downing Street_). Oh,
never mind all that lot, BETSY; they're only the _Gover'ment_! Here's
dear Mr. and Mrs. GLADSTONE in this next! See, he's lookin' for
something in a drawer of his side-board--ain't that _natural_? And
only look--a lot of people have been leaving Christmas cards on him
(_a pretty and touching tribute of affection, which is eminently
characteristic of a warm-hearted Public_). I wish I'd thought o'
bringing one with me!
_Her Friend_. So do I. We might send one 'ere by post--but it'll have
to be a New Year Card now!
_A Strict Old Lady_ (_before next group_). Who are these two? "Mr.
'ENERY IRVING, and Miss ELLEN TERRY in _Faust_," eh? No--I don't care
to stop to see them--that's play-actin', that is--and I don't 'old
with it nohow! What are these two parties supposed to be doin' of over
here? What--Cardinal NEWMAN and Cardinal MANNING at the High Altar
at the Oratory, Brompton! Come along, and don't encourage Popery by
looking at such figures. I _did_ 'ear as they'd got Mrs. PEARCEY and
the prambilator somewheres. I _should_ like to see that, now.
IN THE CHILDREN'S GALLERY.
_An Aunt_ (_who finds the excellent Catalogue a mine of useful
information_). Look, BOBBY, dear (_reading_). "Here we have
CONSTANTINE'S Cat, as seen in the '_Nights of Straparola_,' an Italian
romancist, whose book was translated into French in the year 1585--"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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