Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, June 20, 1891Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, June 20, 1891
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
1891. The Leader of the House explains, in answer to a question, that
no understanding exists between England and any Foreign country. No
treaty is in contemplation, and never has been suggested on either
side.
1892. The Government repeats that England is absolutely free from any
international engagements. It must not be thought for a moment that a
single battalion will be moved, or a solitary vessel dispatched abroad
with warlike intentions.
1893. The Representative of the Cabinet once more denies the
suggestion that, under any consideration whatever, will England
bind herself to accept European responsibility. This has been said
constantly for the last three years, and the Representative of
the Cabinet is not only surprised but pained at these frequent and
embarrassing interrogations.
1894. Once more, and for the last time, the PREMIER insists that
whatever may happen abroad, England will be free from interference.
It has been the policy of this great country for the last four years
to steer clear of all embarrassing international complications. The
other Great Powers are perfectly aware that, under no circumstances
whatever, will our Army and Fleet be employed in taking part in
the quarrels of our neighbours. The entire Cabinet are grieved at
questions so frequently put to them--questions that are not only
disquieting abroad, but a slur upon the intentions of men whose sole
duty is the safety and peace of the British Empire.
1895. General European War--England in the midst of it!
* * * * *
VOCES POPULI.
BEFORE THE MECHANICAL MODELS.
A SKETCH AT THE ROYAL NAVAL EXHIBITION.
SCENE--_The Grounds. A string of Sightseers discovered passing
slowly in front of a row of glazed cases containing small
mechanical figures, which are set in motion in the usual
manner._
BEFORE A SCENE REPRESENTING A DYING CHILD.
_A Gallant Swain_. That's the kid in bed, yer see. Like to see it die,
POLLY, eh? A penny does it.
_Polly_ (_with a giggle_). Well, if it ain't _too_ 'arrowing. (_The
penny is dropped in, and the mechanical mother is instantly agitated
by the deepest maternal anxiety._) That's the mother kneeling by the
bed, I suppose--she do pray natural. There's the child waking up--see,
it's moving its 'ed. (_The little doll raises itself in bed, and then
falls back lifeless._) Ah, it's gone--look at the poor mother 'idin'
her face.
_The G.S._ Well, it's all over. Come along and see something more
cheerful.
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