Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, March 21, 1891Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, March 21, 1891
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
He wandered, turning the handle of his organ, for many a weary mile.
He passed through towns, hamlets, and cities; the people put their
heads out of their windows, and urged him imperiously to be gone; and
as he hurried away he gazed at their faces, hoping to have seen the
King, his Master, but without avail. He felt, that were His Majesty to
hear his music, there would be a farther supply of language savouring
rather of the dicing-house than the cathedral. But, alas! his search
was in vain. At length, he reached London, and found it as silent
as the grave! There were no German bands, no Niggers, not even a
hurdy-gurdy! Greatly surprised, BLONDEL asked a policeman the meaning
of this strange, this unlooked-for quietude!
"Strike up that organ of yours," said the constable, surlily, "and I
will soon show you!"
BLONDEL turned his handle, and was immediately arrested.
"What for?" echoed the policeman; "why, for infringing the provisions
of the Jacobi Street Music Prohibition Act!"
And with this brief explanation BLONDEL was carried off to prison!
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