Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 16, 1891 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 16, 1891Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 16, 1891
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
We deemed Sir EDWARD CLARKE
Knew what he was about;
We thought good GOSCHEN, sharp and slick,
Had "gently, gently done the trick,"
We have been sold, no doubt.
But FORREST FULTON comes,--
Sharp fellow that F.F.!
And in the Commons sneaks a vote
Which sticks hard in the "Temperance" throat,--
Dull churls, to justice deaf!
Come, Compensation, come!
Come in by the back-door,
Come unawares, come _anyhow_,
Only _do_ come to smooth the brow
Of Wittlers weak and poor.
GOSCHEN has played us false;
It makes our bosom ache.
But to abate our indignation
If he'll secure us Compensation,
'Twill compensation make.
* * * * *
[Illustration: THE TRAINER INFORMS HIS LORDSHIP THAT HIS NEW PURCHASE
"WILL TAKE A LOT OF BEATING,"]
[Illustration: AND--SO HE DID!]
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OVERHEARD AT EARL'S COURT.
_First Citizen._ And what did you see at the German Exhibition?
_Second Citizen_. A magnificent collection of German pictures, many
German manufactures, and several German Bands.
_First C._ Are these the only attractions?
_Second C._ No, there is some cleverly painted canvas representing
German scenery in the grounds.
_First C._ Anything else?
_/Second C._ I enjoyed the Switchback Railway.
_First C._ I see--anything else?
_Second C._ Well, the Scenes in the Circle added to my enjoyment, but,
as an enthusiastic admirer of all that is German, I do not consider
them entirely necessary.
_First C._ Anything further?
_Second C._ There are the lights and the company.
_First C._ But of course these are superfluous?
_Second C._ From a German point of view--entirely so. I consider them
merely as fringe.
_First C._ Exactly--and, were they not there, you would extend as much
patronage to the German Exhibition--you would go there as frequently?
_Second C._ Yes--in spirit, if not in person.
_First C._ And if for the German some other foreign element were
substituted?
_Second C._ No doubt I should be present quite as much in person, but
_not_ in German spirit!
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THE PICK OF THE PICTURES. (AT THE ROYAL ACADEMY.)
[Illustration: No. 475. A Day's Sport in the Olden Times. Ancient
Mariner regrets that guns are not yet invented, wishes he'd brought a
Bow and Arrow with him. J. Waterhouse, A.]
[Illustration: No. 138. Tootsy Pootsies. "O dear, what is the matter
with my poor feet!!" Edith Sprague.]
No. 129. "_Love in Winter_." By G.H. BOUGHTON, A. But a poor sort of
amusement for this nice young lady to be walking out all alone with a
big muff! eh? Mr. BOUGHTON, eh?
No. 292, _Bar-Maids Resting_. W.R. STEPHENS.
No. 346. "_Moor and Mountain_." By CHARLES STUART. The name CHARLES
STUART suggests "restoration," but this is a brand new work. It is
mostly mountain, and very little more.
No. 397. "Miss LYDIA LESLIE at her lessons" may be termed a group of
One or Little Daughter and Less Sons. G.D. LESLIE, R.A.
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