Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 2, 1891Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 2, 1891
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Hedda_. Tired of dancing, my dear, that's all. And then I used TESMAN
to take me home from parties; and we saw this villa; and I said I
liked it, and so did he; and so we found some common ground, and here
we are, do you see! And I loathe TESMAN, and I don't even like the
villa now; and I do feel the want of an entertaining companion so!
[Illustration: "I am a Norwegian literary man, and peculiar."]
_Brack_. Try me. Just the kind of three-cornered arrangement that
I like. Let me be the third person in the
compartment--(_confidentially_)--the tried friend, and, generally
speaking, cock of the walk!
_Hedda_ (_audibly drawing in her breath_). I cannot resist your
polished way of putting things. We will conclude a triple alliance.
But hush!--here comes TESMAN.
[_Enter GEORGE, with a number of books under his arm._
_George_. Puff! I _am_ hot, HEDDA. I've been looking into LÖVBORG's
new book. Wonderfully thoughtful--confound him! But I must go and
dress for your party, Judge. [_He goes out._
_Hedda_. I wish I could get TESMAN to take to politics, Judge.
Couldn't he be a Cabinet Minister, or something?
_Brack_. H'm!
[_A short pause; both look at one another, without speaking.
Enter GEORGE, in evening dress, with gloves._
_George_. It is afternoon, and your party is at half-past seven--but I
like to dress early. Fancy that! And I am expecting LÖVBORG.
[_EJLERT LÖVBORG comes in from the hall; he is worn and pale,
with red patches on his cheek-bones, and wears an elegant
perfectly new visiting-suit, and black gloves._
_George_. Welcome! (_Introduces him to BRACK._) Listen--I have got
your new book, but I haven't read it through yet.
_Lövborg_. You needn't--it's rubbish. (_Takes a packet of MSS. out._)
This _isn't_. It's in three parts; the first about the civilising
forces of the future, the second about the future of the civilising
forces, and the third about the forces of the future civilisation. I
thought I'd read you a little of it this evening?
_Brack and George_ (_hastily_). Awfully nice of you--but there's a
little party this evening--so sorry we can't stop! Won't you come too?
_Hedda_. No, he must stop and read it to me and Mrs. ELVSTED instead.
_George_. It would never have occurred to me to think of such clever
things! Are you going to oppose me for the Professorship, eh?
_Lövborg_ (_modestly_). No; I shall only triumph over you in the
popular judgment--that's all!
_George_. Oh, is that all? Fancy! Let us go into the back drawing-room
and drink cold punch.
_Lövborg_. Thanks--but I am a reformed character, and have renounced
cold punch--it is poison.
[_GEORGE and BRACK go into the back-room and drink punch,
whilst HEDDA shows LÖVBORG a photograph album in the front._
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