Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 30, 1891Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 30, 1891
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Gregers_. Oh, but you _mustn't_ go. You must be all three together,
to attain the true frame of mind for self-sacrificing forgiveness, you
know!
_Hialmar_. Self-sacrificing forgiveness be blowed!
[_He tears himself away, and goes out._
_Hedvig_ (_with despairing eyes_). Oh, he said it might be blowed! Now
he'll _never_ come home any more!
_Gregers_. Shall I tell you how to regain your father's confidence,
and bring him home surely? Sacrifice the Wild Duck.
_Hedvig_. Do you think that will do any good?
_Gregers_. You just _try_ it! [_Curtain._
ACT IV.
_Same Scene. GREGERS enters, and finds GINA retouching
photographs_.
_Gregers_ (_pleasantly_). HIALMAR not come in yet, after last night, I
suppose?
_Gina_. Not he! He's been out on the loose all night with RELLING and
MÖLVIK. Now he's snoring on their sofa.
_Gregers_ (_disappointed._) Dear!--dear!--when he ought to be yearning
to wrestle in solitude and self-examination!
_Gina_ (_rudely_). Self-examine your grandmother!
[_She goes out; HEDVIG comes in._
_Gregers_ (_to Hedvig_). Ah, I see you haven't found courage to settle
the Wild Duck yet!
_Hedvig_. No--it seemed such a delightful idea at first. Now it
strikes me as a trifle--well, _Ibsenish_.
_Gregers_ (_reprovingly_). I _thought_ you hadn't grown up quite
unharmed in this house! But if you really had the true, joyous spirit
of self-sacrifice, you'd have a shot at that Wild Duck, if you died
for it!
_Hedvig_ (_slowly_). I see; you mean that my constitution's changing,
and I ought to behave as such?
_Gregers_. Exactly, I'm what Americans would term a "crank"--but _I_
believe in you, HEDVIG.
[_HEDVIG takes down the pistol from the mantelpiece, and goes
into the garret with flashing eyes; GINA comes in._
_Hialmar_ (_looking in at door with hesitation; he is unwashed and
dishevelled_). Has anybody happened to see my hat?
_Gina_. Gracious, what a sight you are! Sit down and have some
breakfast, do. [_She brings it._
_Hialmar_ (_indignantly_). What! touch food under _this_ roof? Never!
(_Helps himself to bread-and-butter and coffee._) Go and pack up my
scientific uncut books, my manuscripts, and all the best rabbits, in
my portmanteau. I am going away for ever. On second thoughts, I shall
stay in the spare room for another day or two--it won't be the same as
living with you!
[_He takes some salt meat._
_Gregers_. _Must_ you go? Just when you've got nice firm ground to
build upon--thanks to me! Then there's your great invention, too.
_Hialmar_. Everything's invented already. And I only cared about my
invention because, although it doesn't exist yet, I thought HEDVIG
believed in it, with all the strength of her sweet little shortsighted
eyes! But now I don't believe in HEDVIG!
[Illustration]
[_He pours himself out another cup of coffee._
_Gregers_ (_earnestly_). But, HIALMAR, if I can prove to you that she
is ready to sacrifice her cherished Wild Duck? See!
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