Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, December 12, 1891Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, December 12, 1891
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
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It is announced that Lord SALISBURY's new house at Beaulieu is to
be let furnished for the winter months, the PREMIER not intending
to return till the Spring. We understand that one of Mr. GLADSTONE's
friends and admirers is in treaty for the residence, intending
to place it for a few weeks at the disposal of the Leader of the
Opposition. We have not yet heard how far this happily-conceived
scheme has progressed.
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THE TRAVELLING COMPANIONS.
NO. XVIII.
SCENE--_The roof of Milan Cathedral; the innumerable statues
and fretted pinnacles show in dazzling relief against the
intense blue sky. Through the open-work of the parapet is seen
the vast Piazza, with its yellow toy tram-cars, and the small
crawling figures which cast inordinately long shadows. All
around is a maze of pale brown roofs, and beyond, the green
plain blending on the horizon with dove-coloured clouds in
a quivering violet haze. CULCHARD is sitting by a small
doorway at the foot of a flight of steps leading to the
Spire._
[Illustration: "She passes on with her chin in the air!"]
_Culchard_ (_meditating_). I think MAUD must have seen from the tone
in which I said I preferred to remain below, that I object to that
cousin of hers perpetually coming about with us as he does. She's far
too indulgent to him--a posing, affected prig, always talking about
the wonderful things he's _going_ to write! He had the impudence to
tell me I didn't know the most elementary laws of the sonnet this
morning! Withering repartee seems to have no effect whatever on him,
I wish I had some of PODBURY's faculty for flippant chaff! I wonder
if he and the PRENDERGASTS really are at Milan. I certainly thought I
recognised ----. If they are, it's very bad taste of them, after the
pointed way in which they left Bellagio. I only hope we shan't--
[_Here the figure of Miss PRENDERGAST suddenly emerges from
the door; CULCHARD rises and stands aside to let her pass;
she returns his salutation distantly, and passes on with her
chin in the air; her brother follows, with a side-jerk of
recognition. PODBURY comes last, and halts undecidedly._
_Podb._ (_with a rather awkward laugh_). Here we are again, eh?
(_Looks after_ Miss P., _hesitates, and finally sits down by_
CULCHARD.) Where's the fascinating Miss TROTTER? How do you come to be
off duty like this?
_Culch._ (_stiffly_). The fascinating Miss TROTTER is up above with
VAN BOODELER, so my services are not required.
_Podb._ Up above? And HYPATIA just gone up with BOB! Whew, there'll be
ructions presently! Well out of it, you and I! So it's BOODELER's turn
now? That's rough on _you_--after HYPATIA had whistled poor old BOB
off. As much out in the cold as ever, eh?
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