Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, November 7, 1891Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, November 7, 1891
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
This, we suppose, is the first of a new unaspirated ARRY SERIES.
The next Volume being _The Ome_, and, after that, _Books of Ighgate,
Amsted, Olloway, and other Ills_.
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OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.
[Illustration]
The Baron recognises, with pleasure, the actuality of the dramatic
scenes _In Cambridge Courts_, by Mr. LEHMANN. The dialogues during
rehearsal at the A.D.C., and of the Classic Play, are about the best
of the many best things in the book. Mightily disappointed is the
Baron with Mr. J.H. SHORTHOUSE's _Lady Falaise_, which, beginning
so strongly, ends so feebly. Powerful it promised to be; exciting it
promised to be; but weak it becomes, and, now and again, wearisome.
Sorry for this is
THE BARON DE BOOK-WORMS.
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QUERIES FOR CANDIDATES (L.C.C.)
(_WHAT THEY MAY COME TO._)
As the County Council now has power over the Tramways of London,
will you pledge yourself to see that smoking carriages, comfortable
cushions, waiting-rooms at street-corners, and constant civility, are
provided for passengers?
Will you abolish the irritating and nefarious Ticket System?
How long do you think it will be before the electric light is
universally established in the cars?
What is your view as to the provision of suitable places for wet
umbrellas?
Will you at once vote for "Free or Assisted Locomotion"?
If a wheel of your private carriage comes off owing to skidding in
the Tramway line, will you pledge yourself not to bring any claim for
compensation against the Rates?
Will you vote for the summary dismissal of any Conductor who proceeds
to count the passengers after being informed that he is "full inside"?
Is it a fact that you have promised to introduce "Pullman Palace
Restaurant Cars, with free lunches," on the Tram-lines? If so, do you
contemplate providing the cost out of your own resources, or how?
You state in your Address to the Electors that you "are desirous of
reducing the hours of Tram _employés_ to four a day, with two months'
holiday in the year, and of giving a general rise of wages up to
about £2 extra per week." Will you kindly say how you reconcile this
desire with your expressed intention to "run the concern on the most
economical plan, so as to save the pockets of the Ratepayers"?
It is reported that you have pledged yourself, if elected, to see
that the Tram Conductors "get their Saturday to Monday at Brighton as
a regular thing." How do you propose to carry out this part of your
programme?
Do you consider yourself justified, in face of the above statements,
in characterising the rival Candidate for the Council as "attempting
to catch the Labour Vote by an impudent combination of insincere
flattery, and fraudulent promises"?
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[Illustration: MR. PUNCH ON TOUR. A REMINISCENCE OF THE RYDE SEASON.]
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[Illustration: A RECOMMENDATION.
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