Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, October 10, 1891Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, October 10, 1891
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Podb._ (_to himself_). _One_ of 'em gone! Now if I can only clear
these old tabbies out, I can tackle CULCHARD. (_Aloud, to Chaplain's
Wife._) You don't happen to know if there's a good doctor here, I
suppose? A lady was saying in the Musik-saal--the lady with the three
daughters who came this afternoon--that she was afraid they were in
for bad feverish colds or something, and asking who there was to call
in.
_The C.'s W._ Oh, I've no belief in foreign doctors. I always find a
few drops of aconite or pulsatilla,--I have my homoeopathic case with
me now. Perhaps, if I went and had a talk with her I could--[_She goes
out energetically._
_Podb._ Another gone! (_To the Old Maids._) So you ain't going down
to the Cloisters to-night? I'm told there's to be some fun
there--Hide-and-seek, or something--first-rate place for it,
especially now the moon's up!
_First Old Maid_. Nobody told _us_ a word about it. Hide-and-seek--and
in those quaint old Cloisters too--It sounds delightful! What do you
say, TABITHA. Shall we just--? Only to look _on_, you know. We needn't
_play_, unless--
[_The Two Old Maids withdraw in a pleased flutter. PODBURY
crosses to CULCHARD._
_Podb._ (_with determination_). Look here, CULCHARD, I'd just like to
know what you mean by the way you're going on.
_Culch._ I thought we were both agreed that discussions of this kind--
_Podb._ It's all bosh our travelling together if we're not to have any
discussions. You've been on the sulk long enough. And I'll thank
you to inform me what you're after here, going about alone with Miss
PRENDERGAST like this, in the Museum with her all the morning, and on
the lake again this afternoon,--it won't _do_, you know!
_Culch._ If she happens to prefer my society to yours and her
brother's, I presume you have no claim to interfere.
_Podb._ I don't know about that. How about Miss TROTTER?
_Culch._ If I remember rightly, you yourself were not insensible to
Miss TROTTER's--er--attractions?
_Podb._ Perhaps not; but I am not engaged to her--you _are_. You told
me so in the train.
_Culch._ You entirely misunderstood me. There was no definite
understanding between us--nothing of the sort or kind. In fact, it was
merely a passing caprice. Since I have had the privilege of knowing
Miss PRENDERGAST, I see clearly--
_Podb._ Then you mean to propose to her, eh?
_Culch._ That is certainly my intention; have you any objection to
offer?
_Podb._ Only that I mean to propose too. I daresay my chances are as
good as yours--even now.
_Culch._ I doubt it, my dear fellow; however, don't let _me_
discourage you.
_Podb._ I don't intend to. (_The figure of Miss PRENDERGAST is seen
to pass the glazed doors, and move slowly across the Musik-saal;
both rush to the door, and look after her._) She's gone out into the
balcony. 'Jove, I'll go, too, and get it over!
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