* * * * * DRINKS AND DRAMAS. ("HENRY THE EIGHTH is a Soda-water Play."--Mr. Irving's Evidence before the Committee.) Mr. Irving has now completed his list of refreshments suited to performances. They can be obtained, like Mr. GOSCHEN's reserve of shillings, "on application," which does not mean gratis. _Macbeth_.--Very fine old Scotch. _Hamlet_.--Bitters. _Romeo and Juliet_.--Rum and Milk. _Othello_.--Dublin Stout. _Merchant of Venice_.--Port(1 A.). _Charles the First_.--Bottled Ale (with a fine head). _The Cup_.--Tea. _Faust_.--Ginger Brandy. _Much Ado About Nothing_.--Benedictine. _Corsican Brothers_.--Half-and-half. * * * * * A BERLIN CITIZEN'S DIARY. (TRANSLATED BY OUR FIRST STANDARD BOARD SCHOLAR.) ["It is stated that the soldier who, on Friday last, fired at and killed a man who threatened him while on sentry duty before the barracks in the Wrangel-strasse, Berlin, has been promoted to the rank of corporal, for what is described as his correct conduct on the occasion. The passerby, who was wounded at the same time, still lies in a precarious condition."--_St. James's Gazette_, April 6.] _April 1._--I go walking near barracks; see man looking quietly at building. Suddenly fires the sentry with his long distance rifle, so that the straight onward through the harmless onlooker's heart and through my never sufficiently to be regretted right arm passing bullet in the remote distance a child kills. Long live our good Emperor and his glorious army! Carried home insensible. _June 1._--At last am I from arm-amputation recovered and walk again out. The sentry was for his on the first April quite courageous act to be Sergeant promoted. Here comes a Sergeant! He is it! Look curiously at him whereupon he me in the leg shoots. Long live our Emperor! Again carried home. _Sept. 1._--Again out, in invalid chair, meet same man, now Lieutenant. I murmur sadly, "Ah, my friend, I gave you a leg-up indeed!" Then he, saying that I him insulted have, my remaining arm with his sword off cuts. I respect our Emperor, but I love not his soldiers now. Must hire an amanuensis. _January 1._--After my long illness go I once again, Unter den Linden, in my invalid chair--that is to say, what is left of me. My enemy is now a Colonel. Shall I him again see? Heaven forbid! Alas, he comes even now, with those weapons which so rapidly him increase, and me diminish! I say nothing, but he, seeing me, with his sword my last limb off cuts. I love not even our Emperor now. _May 1._--To-day is the Socialists' Day, and I can once more out-dragged be. I am now a without legs or arms Socialist. My enemy can be promoted now only by my body. He has become a General and Count--(_Here the Diary ends abruptly._)