_Newspaper Editor_ (_departing_). Ah, if we only had a trial like this every day, we should require but one line on the Contents Bill! (_Curtain._) * * * * * THE SAFEST NEW YEAR RESOLVE.--To make none. * * * * * NOTICE--Rejected Communications or Contributions, whether MS., Printed Matter, Drawings, or Pictures of any description, will in no case be returned, not even when accompanied by a Stamped and Addressed Envelope, Cover, or Wrapper. To this rule there will be no exception. End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch, Or The London Charivari, Volume 102, Jan. 2, 1892, by Various